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mommy tobin

A wild species of racoon mother specifically found in the African rain forest usually a single parent with more than 2 young. In most cases the children nor the mother survive the non-harsh environment.
Ts is a rare case of a surviving mommy Tobin
by Diddysaucemaker.gmail.diddy November 14, 2025
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Mommy Blindness

When people tell you shit your kids/pets/friends did/are, but your brain just can't register it cause you think they're perfect no matter what
Person1: I'm sorry, but your son is very overweight
Person 2: No he's not! He's just a little chubby!
Person 1: You need to snap out of the mommy blindness
by NuclearKärring November 29, 2017
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comfy mommy

A (literal) mother who is very sexually comfortable with her son, daughter, or non gender specific child.
Jeff: I have a comfy mommy.
Joe: That's messed up
Jeff: I know
by IAmVeryDepressed August 23, 2020
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Top mommy

The dominate lesbian who gets pussy eaten before she eats pussy you mess with this bitch she gonna make you eat her until she orgasms
She my top mommy (l) 👅
by Big daddy 1074 October 7, 2016
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Mommy milkers server

The mommy milkers server js a great discord server with the members:Raashi,Marwa,Zoya,Haseenah,Sarah,Mary,Miko,Tyco,Raf,sexytoes,kei,Mina,Lia,Leah,Yuna,Kiyo,Mikaela,Jey,Dani,Samuel,Isiah,Minamint,Zeke,Fifi,Squishyballs and as last but not least Charlotte james.
What is your favourite discord server
I think mommy milkers server
by Sadiehubbb May 5, 2022
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Mommy’s Milk

A word used when someone needs to calm down when their temper is too high. It is also used to calm down someone when they are sweating profusely at a video game.
Jeff needs some mommy’s milk before he cwrys
by Demon Dog 4L November 6, 2019
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2 and a Half Mommies

When a girl has a kid, Finds a MILF, then the girl and the MILF can call each other mommy and the kid calls both of them mommy. But don't call the kid mommy because that's fucking weird.
Abby is into the 2 and a Half Mommies setup
by ballslmbao August 13, 2024
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