Jungle Snake

Jungle Snake: (noun) A beautiful woman that you take home drunk from the bar but when you go to do the deed a massive snake hits you in the forehead

Man I brought this girl home last night, she was hotter than Shakira in a too piece, but when we went to do the deed it hit me in the face, it was at that point that I knew, this was not a woman, this was a Jungle Snake

by farmtruck532 November 23, 2022

Jungle pillow

When you haven’t shaved your pubic area for a number of weeks and you’re having sexual intercourse with 3 persons and while penetrating one from the behind you beat said person repeatedly with a pillow

I haven’t shaved in 3 months and I just got new pillows y’all fit for a jungle pillow

by LemonSwirl September 3, 2017

jungle plumb

A Water Mellon

Laquisha sayz we need some jungle plumbs for the family reunion.

by AltZiege June 28, 2022

forbidden jungle

A wrestling move where one sticks their finger inside the opponents asshole and pulls

I was about to lose that match but I used the forbidden jungle move to catch him off guard.

by TahatsIT February 1, 2018

Jungle Legs

Very long and hairy legs with unclipped disgusting toenails belonging to a female

"That new girl Jennifer has got some disgusting jungle legs!"

by kyuuketsukou November 30, 2022

Jungle glizzy

It’s a delicious banana consumed no other than the depths of the dessert

Man, this jungle glizzy really hits the fucking spot in this dusty musty ass dessert.

by Joey baga donuts April 6, 2022

rum jungle

when a boy becomes a man and he sips upon a bottle of Bundaberg rum, he enters a wilderness of great anger, stomping through the unknown, leaving anyone standing in his path brutalised by the mighty power of the tainted liquor.

Big cobba: At Bailey's party I'm gonna enter the Rum Jungle.
Big spippy: Oh yeah, what the heck is that?
Big cobba: Everyone's gonna know what i REally think of em
Big spippy: Look I'm just here for a coupla couplas big fella

by Bundy Love June 19, 2018