alaskan hot pocket

shitting in an Eskimos ass and cumming on their ass after you shit in it

gape the womans ass and then shit in it then come on her shitty gaping hole thus being an Alaskan hot pocket

by Eric T. Mike S. September 9, 2010

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Alaskan Ball-Popper

(This requires being male or trans to be done to you) The act of finding your ex cheating on you, and immediately placing your hand in a fist and hulk smashing his testicles mid intercourse with the stranger he's doing it with.

"That crazy motherfucker is an Alaskan Ball-Popper!"

by dick chipper 3kPW December 3, 2016

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Alaskan snow globe

The act of cumming in your partners ear proceeded by violently shaking their head to mix up the cum like a snow globe.

Doctors: why are you having trouble hearing?

Lady: my husband gave me an Alaskan snow globe last night

by JediMasterJack April 4, 2020

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Alaskan Snow Blower

When you put coke on a girls ass, shove it in with your dick and she farts it up your nose

Me and Sloan did an Alaskan snow blower last night and that was the best high of my life.

by Snortinlinesbangindimes September 26, 2022

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Alaskan Pop Fly

The act of slapping a woman in the face with your penis and knocking her wig off.

" Dat boys dick was so big!! I wanted him to give me an Alaskan pop fly "

by vagina god 69000 March 16, 2017

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Alaskan Corn Dog

An item formed by defecating in a narrow hole in snow or ice (less commonly in a freezer). Traditionally a stick is added to add some measure of sanitation (such as is possible). Once frozen the item is then used in whatever manner one typically employs oblong items of corn dog consistency.

Person 1: "Dude- check it out an Alaskan Corn Dog!"
Person 2: "....the hell's the matter with you?"

by Col. Dignity April 15, 2017

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