alaskan hot pocket

shitting in an Eskimos ass and cumming on their ass after you shit in it

gape the womans ass and then shit in it then come on her shitty gaping hole thus being an Alaskan hot pocket

by Eric T. Mike S. September 9, 2010

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Alaskan Paint Job

When a person receive a lap dance from a stripper, and she leaves a skid mark.

Yeah. Look at your leg. That bitch totally gave you an Alaskan Paint Job.

by Dr. DOODOO FINGER May 11, 2011

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Alaskan love boat

When you freeze an ice cube in a donut shape and then jerk off your partner with it.

Are you feeling frisky? I warmed some blankets for you and want to give you an Alaskan love boat. I’ll take care of you tonight baby.

by Tustin69 July 30, 2022

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(This requires being male or trans to be done to you) The act of finding your ex cheating on you, and immediately placing your hand in a fist and hulk smashing his testicles mid intercourse with the stranger he's doing it with.

"That crazy motherfucker is an Alaskan Ball-Popper!"

by dick chipper 3kPW December 3, 2016

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alaskan snow cone

The act of pooping on a popsicle stick, freezing it over night and giving it to someone assuring them it is a fudgcile

Guy: "man i gave my ex an alaskan snow cone after she broke up with me."
Guy 2: "that must've been the shittiest fudgecile she's ever had."

by Nattygainz April 7, 2017

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Alaskan Corn Dog

An item formed by defecating in a narrow hole in snow or ice (less commonly in a freezer). Traditionally a stick is added to add some measure of sanitation (such as is possible). Once frozen the item is then used in whatever manner one typically employs oblong items of corn dog consistency.

Person 1: "Dude- check it out an Alaskan Corn Dog!"
Person 2: "....the hell's the matter with you?"

by Col. Dignity April 15, 2017

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