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bro-tears

When one bro mourns the loss of another bro, or a bro related item. The loss can come from a bro putting a hoe first or dropping a beer.
When Jack dropped his natty ice he cried bro-tears.

When Steve met his new girl he dropped of the radar, we all cried bro-tears
by Khaki Dan February 23, 2018
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tear goggles

Similar to beer goggles. The drunk at a party, bar, etc. who seems to think everybody wants to hear his sob story. Also will usually get emotional and tell you over and over again "I love you man", "he doesn't deserve you", etc..
Drunk: (in slurred drunk talk) "listen damn it you're an awesome, beautiful woman and your boyfriend doesn't deserve you" or " did I ever tell you how much I love you man, I'm serious, love you like a brother.

Girl/ guy: It sounds like you've strapped on the tear goggles.
by aldeshsa December 15, 2010
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Tearing a Hole

Similar to pop the cherry, it refers to losing virginity. Unlike popping cherry, this can refer to both sexes as only women can have their cherry popped but both women and men can be penetrated to tear a hole.
We should keep off back streets at these late hours, I don't want anybody tearing a hole.
by <34DD April 6, 2015
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Trump-a-teared

Robinhood completely Trump-a-teared the Apes!
by Kgcole505 March 19, 2021
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maga tears

Synonyms include: sperm, spermatoza, cum, jizz, jism, spunk, man-aize, nut (i.e. busting a nut), load, etc.
Ha ha ha, those libs can drink my Maga tears!

When Donald Trump wins the election the left is going to have to drown their sorrows in my Maga tears.
by anonymous July 28, 2024
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Mod tears

1. What you drink when a mod crys like a bitch after you bruise their egos....

2. A celebratory beverage.
Hell yeah, Bob! You made that mod cry! Let's celebrate by drinking their mod tears!
by Fenrir_wolf March 21, 2022
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scrotum tear

A rip or tear in the scrotum. it usually happens when the testicular region comes in contact with a sharp object or during sex.
Gabriel's scrotum tear was so bad his balls fell out!
by Mr. Seedpop Dude January 16, 2018
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