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by NeedForSpeed2004 September 18, 2020

by Phnx563 May 16, 2025

Uncle stroking is an ancient technique of pleasuring oneself in which the male places his penis in between 2 rough, cubical ancient stones. The stones must be in cube form and must be handheld, otherwise the process will not work. After placing the penis in between the stones, you push them together to create an extreme force that results in the deforming of the penis and said penis begins to bleed. After this step, you move the stones forward and back in a masturbating form, using your own blood as a lubricant to make the uncle stroking even more pleasurable than it is.
"Sorry, I can't fuck tonight, my dick hurts so much from uncle stroking last night."
"I just discovered uncle stroking and it's the greatest thing ever!"
"I just discovered uncle stroking and it's the greatest thing ever!"
by uncle_stroking_lover May 22, 2024

by feelin like john pork December 3, 2024

"Totally real" famous lime from JJK where Gojo is standing looking up at the sky while he screams I stroke my pickle do do do, do do do do, do do do, do do do do, do do do, do do do do
by AnonymousPlanetMinecraftUser April 26, 2025

by fuck her right in de pussy July 6, 2018

I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them
by TheDefinerUSA June 22, 2016
