Soup Mistake

Going back for a third helping of soup

Robyn is about to make a terrible soup Mistake! It will soon turn into a poop mistake if she's not careful.

by Turdy MacFarts June 28, 2021

Sphincter Soup

You leave some alphabet soup on the stove to heat up as you bend your partner over the armrest of a couch, you then pry their butthole open very wide and use something to keep it open. Once the soup is piping hot you take it and pour it inside of their dark abyss, causing an excruciatingly painful burning sensation that will leave them(me) squirming, writhing and groaning in pain or maybe even pleasure if they're anything like me. ;) Then you put ice cubes in the burning hot soup to cool it down faster, which in turn causes a painful contrast between the heat and the cold. After it cools some down you indulge on the delicious but slightly poopy vegetables and alphabet noodles, you slowly scrape up the side with the spoon making their sphincter quiver. Once you've got all the goods out you butt chug the rest of the poopy juice and they quickly run to the bathroom before the remainder of the poopy soup spills out of them all over the floor.

Chill bro: I can't wait to butt chug some sphincter soup out of your fart box later.
Non-Chill sista: Can't we just do something normal for once? I think I'm infertile after you did that upside down salsa thing on me.

by largescaleterroristattack69420 May 5, 2023

Soup Doog

Soup Doog is a mythical creature that is a mixture of a dog and a soup bowl that was born because of a misspelling of Snoop-Dog in 2019. Soup Doog looks like a typical cute dog (with a droopy face) but has a hole on its head that contains soup, this soup is its life force if it looses this soup it will get very sick and most likely die like a kappa, you stop your now Soupless Doog's death by replacing the soup in its head with any other nearby soups.

"Hey boys! Check out that nice Broad & her Soup Doog!"

by Dickie Nary June 5, 2021

Oogway Soup

A luxury soup that is hard to come by but a delicious tortoise cuisine sold at top dollar.

I spent all my life savings on Oogway Soup, but it was well worth it

by RitaTheKitKat January 27, 2023

Soup dragon

Amongst girlfriends that share a guy, she is the oldest. Tons of experience. Had him first, probably has intimate, expert knowledge that she will not share. Often jealous of those who conquer him following her. Washed up and lives in the past. A total slut.

Jennifer knows Larry from the nineties, she’s his soup dragon

by Enirroc ydraf September 3, 2021

Soup Bathbomb

The act of creating a spherical ice ball of soup and dropping it in a steaming bathtub to relax oneself.

I dropped a Soup Bathbomb in my tub because it is Friday and I like to treat myself.

by SirCatFaceEsq January 23, 2020

Soup Sandwich

A bad situation.

That paint job was fucked up like a Soup Sandwich

by Freddy All December 29, 2015