Skip to main content

fordashy smashes bitches

a really smelly and garbage man
his cum tastes garbage and his dick is 2 mm
he gives the worst blowjobs and puts milk before cereal
fordashy smashes bitches, well uhh, umm, gulp gulp gulp, also you are Floccinaucinihilipilification, anyways bye bitch
by fordashy is gay December 8, 2022
mugGet the fordashy smashes bitches mug.

Keyboard smash/Keysmash

1. when you are so astounded, exited, or angry at or about something or someone that you have a seizure on top of your keyboard.
2. a subtle way to tell if someone is a part of the LGBTQ+
1: Astounded/Exited/Angry Keyboard Smash/Keysmash
Person 1: Hey look at this picture of a cute cat
Person 2: KUHYJTFGDTYJ&HTFHYBUHJGTVBYJKHBVYUHIUBY

2: Gay Keyboard Smash/Keysmash
Person 1: *says something funny*
(Gay) Person 2: ASKSJHBSGVBABHNJHB
by SeaNoodle March 24, 2023
mugGet the Keyboard smash/Keysmash mug.

Get Smashed

Yo, I heard that he was about to get smashed but his girl got taken!
by SusMiddleSchoolUser June 13, 2023
mugGet the Get Smashed mug.

Creamy stuff for smashed tatoes

Whatever makes a snowball is what make the smashed tatoes tastey and creamy.
How did you make these smashed tatoes so creamy?
The stuff from a snowball makes the creamy stuff for smashed tatoes. I like snowball. I like smashed tatoes. They are yummy.
by Dark Elf Queen December 10, 2008
mugGet the Creamy stuff for smashed tatoes mug.

Quantum Dick Smashing

The act of atomically deconstructing the structure of ones penis. It is a common joke among chemical engineers, and is also irreversible.
Chemist 1: What happened last night after the party! My dick looks like an infected clitoris!

Chemist 2: Josh had a successful round of Quantum Dick Smashing with you last night!
by ablasteddburrito March 29, 2013
mugGet the Quantum Dick Smashing mug.

Taking a smash

Carlos: Bro i godda take a smash.
Bill: what's that?
Carlos: A big Shit.
Taking a smash- poop
by TrippySav August 8, 2018
mugGet the Taking a smash mug.

Double detroit smash

The act of fucking someone so hard it turns into to an Allmight and Deku gang bang.
But seriously watch the damn movie pussy, best movie ever aeeeeeeewggghhh 😫😫😫😫
Me and my friend fucked a girl so hard that it became a DOUBLE DETROIT SMASH. but seriously watch the movie.
by TTDAMD October 20, 2018
mugGet the Double detroit smash mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email