ass-slappin'

adj. exciting, great, excellent.

"Come to my party, it'll be an ass-slappin' good time," said Mandy.

by Joe Nobody January 20, 2004

Flap Slapping

A sexual act performed by lesbians. This action requires the women to lock arms while sitting up facing each other and pulling each other in and out simultaneously, slapping their vagina's together. This position was born in France during the French Revolution, a time when woman rights we're becoming a cause for concern. It is an official pain Olympic sport.

On the seventh day, God rested while watching two young women Flap Slapping on his behalf. God was aroused by this act of Flap Slapping

by Doctor Bozzknocker May 1, 2010

southside slapper

the act of slapping ones testicles after a woman has finished sucking your ball sack!

"mmmmm... yo' mammy gave me a southside slapper before i pulled her hair and donkey punched her! Bitch fell asleep reeaaal quick."

by Merve Engle May 26, 2007

russian slapper

the process of spreading a humans butt cheeks cumming on the gouch and then slapping the cheeks together so it squirts back on you

Last night i gave my mother a russian slapper.

by Steven L January 25, 2009

Jap slappers

Flip flops

Ah shit! I left my jap slappers at the brothel!

by Les Stroud July 13, 2012

Slappy Hump

Delicious chocolate treat made with chocolate fudge, chocolate pudding, and chocolate cake--layered and baked to perfection. Its the new cake craze thats sweeping the south eastern united states.

Man that Slappy Hump be so good, I best get my hands on some wit dat 2% milk...uh...wait, this isnt 2% its 1%...ugh. Bitch, i thought i told ya to buy da 2%.

by Hugh Jorjy November 11, 2006

Slapping the Cactus

(v). to slap the cactus, to be slapping the cactus, to have slapped the cactus.

A phrase used upon the realization that you are (or even within the act of) doing something worthy of a *facepalm* only it is worse. It is also the more exciting substitute for calling someone dumb, or stupid.

"Sarah was definitely slapped the cactus last night - she turned the stove on, forgot that she had, and proceeded to set her laundry down - thankfully she only singed her eyebrows when she tried to put the fire out with the contents of a suspicious water bottle that turned out to be full of vodka"

Sam: "Come on man, you HAVE to admit, Shelby is pretty hott"
Tim: "Dude, stop slapping the cactus - she looks like a mule"

by Sienna Shay October 3, 2010