Hipster Shower

Taking a shower only once every two weeks, or never.

Hipster: Should I buy that rare "Joy Division" EP, or should I buy soap?

Innocent Bystander: Nevermind the EP, you stink. Get the soap, you must only take Hipster Showers.

by Innocent Bystander Guy October 23, 2010

American Shower

n./v. to spray a febreze bottle directly into the air and stand underneath the slowly descending mist in the nude

Man, I love those good ol' American showers.

by Sabbatimkon April 16, 2009

mexican shower

a quick alternative to an actual shower, by applying enough cologne, perfume, and/or deodorant to cover up any funky smelling body odor.

i had 2 minutes to get ready, so i took a mexican shower

by toolg July 11, 2003

thunder shower

Urinating and defecating on a person at the same time for sexual purposes

I gave your mom a thunder shower last night.

by Calvin Demand September 29, 2008

Angry Shower

The act of an individual taking a shower, and taking their rage out on various shower products normally used to cleanse the body.

I had a bad day at work. So, I took and angry shower,and inserted my penis into the shampoo bottle, pretending it to ve my co-workers eye socket.

by politeasfawk September 8, 2016

pussy shower

To get showered with a girls pussy and have her love juices splash and squirt all over you.

I was sucking my girlfriends pussy last night and I was getting a pussy shower all over my face as she came over and over again!

by paulmor909 November 11, 2013

Callie shower

When a girl squirts in your face

Dude, that girl gave me a Callie shower

by bigBALLS1558 February 4, 2015