Suicide Driver

when someone drives like a maniac on the street, as if it was a race at Nascar. The reason theyre called suicide drivers is because they know how fast they go, and if any little thing comes in their path, theyre gone.

That suicide driver almost hit me and two other cars, and passed the red light while touching 50 mph.

by tig ol' biggins October 6, 2009

The Bunny Suicides

This originated as a picture book by an author whose parents gave the name Andy Riley. Then again he might have chosen that name as a pseudonym. Anyway, that's beside the point. There are now a number of websites that have the illustrations of that book.

Anyway, each illustration feature a bunny who goes about finding the most ingenious, unnecessarily awkward and hilarious ways to terminate his life.

There is one catroon where the bunny leans against a wall and holds a nail up to his forehead. In front of him he has placed a huge ice-block, and embedded in the ice-block is a hammer attached to a string. His plan is that the sun will melt the ice causing the hammer to swing towards the nail driving it through his head.

by Porter "The Pooka" McKenna August 30, 2005

Toothpaste suicide

When toothpaste decides to commit suicide by jumping off a toothbrush. This is usually followed by a change of clothes to avoid unwanted comments about white marks on your clothes.

This morning Jeff wat late for work because of a toothpaste suicide that dirtied his black pants.

by koggelmander June 14, 2013

Social Suicide

Acts of self in society by placing oneself in a social condition that results in predictable outcomes or tantamount to suicide.

The refusal to allow others to help you in society is social suicide.

by Sharpnbrite June 4, 2018

Kermiting suicide

The act of committing suicide while dressed as, cosplaying or roleplaying as Kermit the Frog.

I looked across the street and saw a man Kermiting suicide.

by Yoshi_r1212 September 2, 2016

suicide chain

When someone commits suicide and starts a chain reaction.

Ex. When someone commits suicide, and someone they knew commits suicide because that person killed themself, then someone else kills themself because the second person killed themself, and it goes on and on.

Person A commits suicide, so Person B commits suicide, so Person C commits suicide, so Person D commits suicide, so Person E commits suicide, and so on.

"Omg! Suzie's killed herself!"
"Alert the masses! We must commence the suicide chain!"

by Katy December 26, 2003

suicide silence

An amazing band the definition of Death Metal

Suicide Silence is so fucking Death Metal

by xalliegorexxxxx July 4, 2008