Watching The Cleveland Show

Watching "The Cleveland Show" is the act of one returning to his/her bedroom and masturbating. The patron will usually deny their actions and resort to telling the question master that they were simply, "watching The Cleveland Show".

*Ken knocks on Guy's door*

Ken: "What are you doing in there, man?"
Guy: "Oh, shit I was just uhh ... watching The Cleveland Show ..."

by Cleveland Guy Brown October 15, 2013

cat at a dog show

To be in an awkward possibly dangerous situation where you don't belong. Knowing that no matter how friendly the dogs may be at the moment, you are still a cat and things can change for the worse in an instant.

How was the party? I felt like a cat at a dog show.

by benth December 25, 2009

feaux 'mo' fashion show

Faux = false or fake. 'mo' is short for "homo(sexual)". Therefore "feaux 'mo' fashion show" means a man wearing clothes that might cause him to appear gay, even though he is not. Such as when a man accidentally (or purposely, for lack of clean clothes) wears an item of his wife's or girlfriend's clothing, not something as overtly feminine as a dress, but, say, some women's jeans, or a shirt that almost, but not quite, looks like a man's shirt.

THOMPSON: Look at the "feaux 'mo' fashion show". It looks like Jeff is accidentally wearing Sarah's CHIC jeans again!

by Jeff Goven January 22, 2007

Shepherds Show

to make an example of someone infont of many people, in order to humiliate (merk) them

Used widely by DT teachers:
when a student misbehaves they are taken to one side and the following is said:
It seems to me that your aim for this lesson is to annoy me... WELL YOU'VE SUCCEEDED!!! This time its only a quiet word but next time, I'LL MAKE A SHEPHERDS SHOW OF YOU!!!

by Bog-scrogger February 21, 2009

The Rocky Horror Show

It's a broadway play written by, none other, then Richard Keith O'Brien. It was a smash success in Great Britan. It failed in the US. But had a hit revival not to long ago. It follows the story of a young, couple of conservatives (Brad and Janet) to the brimming sexuality that is Dr. Frank N Furter.The movie (The Rocky Horror PICTURE show) was based on the play.

Sadly, I did not see The Rocky Horror Show

by Sheepz August 13, 2003

ho show

Referring to a female who is going out tonight, ie. high heels, fishnet stockings, too short skirt and a layer of make-up so thick you can't even tell what race she is. Wanna try herpes? She's your girl.

See Show

1st person: man, did you see that... what a ho show,
2nd person: Dude, thats my mom.

by thatsagiven September 14, 2007

seal show

When a girl is blowing 2 or more guys at the same time and alternates between dicks like a seal blowing horns.

That chick loves cock so much I swear she'd put on a seal show with me and my friends.

by The Angriest Dragon March 5, 2009