Lahey Scale

The level of drunk you are on a 1 to ten scale. Named for the Late Great Jim Lahey of Sunnyvale Trailer Park.

“Last night I was 8 out of ten drunk on the Lahey Scale!”

by TimeFoolery42 October 16, 2025

Scale

Lizards have them. They are gross.

Hym "You fail to understand where you fall on the list of things I care about. Here a a scale The information I need > punishing the people responsible or everyone else for allowing them to get away with it > mitigating the amount of time I have to waste on meaningless labor > Family > nothing else in that order. And you my think 'Oh no! That's so cruel Hym! You don't care about family the most!? 😱' No. Why? Are you withholding the information I need from me? Yes? Then that is why. You're doing it to yourself. You know what you need to do to earn lost love and you refuse to do it. Until I get what I need you are nothing to me."

by Hym Iam June 23, 2022

banana-for-scale

Verb
Used to describe the action of describing a dimension of something with an uncommon unit of measurement, like using a banana for scale.

The book The Sun And The Star is around 100,000 words long, which banana-for-scaleing it is around an eighth of Homestuck.

by ridinginahonda March 2, 2024

nice scale

the nice 1-10

"Your nice scale 10"

by puorple April 25, 2024

Scale Temperature

The Size Of Weather Used By Degree.

Sofia: What A Nice Day Outside.
Joe: I agree, Let’s Go To The Park.
Sofia: Okay
Joe: How Is The Weather is told on the news?
Sofia: Guess What? The Weather Is Measured By A

Scale Temperature.

by 21jay November 4, 2023

1-10 female attractiveness scale

This is a things that people use when they are looking for someone to date, bored or in a very unusual case a hobby. Whether you realise you use it or not you always think, is that woman attractive? Now the easy way is to rate someone from 1-10, 1 being blindingly ugly and 10 bening stunningly beautiful.

I things she's a 7 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale

by TheWordMister September 15, 2016

Ballosity Scale

Ballosity Scale - (noun) To refer to the unpleasantness of a current task using a 1 to 10 method.

(sentence) That shift at work was about a 7 on the ballosity scale man.

by mrs. moogoo July 7, 2011