Brown Pumpkin

When you stick your fingers up your ass and make someone smell it while fucking their dad

Abi gives Wrett a brown pumpkin

by John Jamie December 20, 2022

Glitter Pumpkins

An inexpensive, yet charming, Martha Stewart holiday craft where seasonal gourds are painted with glue then smothered in glitter. Obviously the craft was inspired by Stewart's petname, which of course was glitter pumpkins, obtained during her 2004 incarceration.

In honor of STD Awareness Month, we will make glitter pumpkins from warty gourds and gift them to promote abstinence.

by BedazzleYourPumpkins October 24, 2010

pumpkin day

If it's your pumpkin day, that means it is your birthday.

Happy pumpkin day!

by BuzzAndFuzz May 18, 2018

pumpkin guts

that one pornhub video where the guy sticks his dick inside a pumpkin and his step sis is all like omg you saved it for me??! you know how much i loove the seeds ;)) then the mom is like grgrgrrrrrr then he fucks her while hiding behijnd a couch wowza

my favorite porn hub video is that pumpkin guts one

by nuerdle February 20, 2023

sloppy pumpkin

The sexual act of achieving orgasm by using a rotting pumpkin as a makeshift male masturbatory aid.

I was taking out the trash and I caught my roommate giving himself a sloppy pumpkin with the jack-o-lanterns we threw out a few weeks ago. Ugh, it's almost Christmas, it was nasty.

by Chancellor Berry Newt December 24, 2019

Fudge Pumpkin

It is said of the act of release a compact turd, due to urge or due to drunkenness, inside a Halloween carved pumpkin.

Last week's Halloween party was so insanely awesome that I got to see one of the gals make a '''Fudge Pumpkin''' in the backyard.

by Imperador dos 10K Calendários December 26, 2023