poop poker

A male who achieves orgasm by placing his male copulatory organ inside the rectum of another. Because feces and other defecal matter exit through the rectum the term "poop poker" has been used to describe someone who engages in this type of sexual activity. Poop poker often refers to homosexual men, but can be used to describe anyone who participates in anal sex.

None of the other guys would sleep over at Marty's because they knew he was a poop poker.

by cbiscit October 9, 2006

poverty

being to stupid,lazy,or high to get a job. minimum wage sucks, but its better than the local park bench

Maybe if you weren't such a lazy piece of shit you could get out of poverty

by Swedish Bob October 19, 2006

poser

One who poses, not to be confused with poseur

I am a poser for a nice magazine.

by Blaze April 2, 2003

Poverty franchise

A scumbag team full of scumbag fans and players who only really care when in contention. A franchise who used to have glory but clearly has been out of the glory days for so long that half of their “fans” who cheer for their team three nights a year have no memory of the glory days because they’ve sucked for so long.

The New York Yankees are such a poverty franchise dude. It’s hilarious.

by Shoeless Kemp October 22, 2019

poser

I have a good definiton for poser. My cousin. She is very cool, but is a pretty big poser. SHe recently started liking rock. Her favorite bands are Green Day, Panic! at the Disco, AFI, Simple Plan, My Chemical Romance...and thats pretty much it. I asked her if she knew "Death Cab for Cutie" "Blink 182" and even the old songs of Green Day...and she had NO IDEA. SHe painted her nails black, borrows her sisters black shirts(which says 'baby phat' on them, but as long as they are black, she doesnt care), and started to hate pink. Well, I like rock and metal, but I dont dress all in black. Her myspace is sooo emo and she tries to hit on emo kids. Her sisters call her goth, but she denies it. WHAT GIVES?! I mean, she doesnt even know what Oldies are!!!! She has no idea who Korn or Slipknot is. She shoudl just give up.

Angela*: omg rock is the best!

me: have you heard "all the small things."? its REALLY CATCHY!

Angela*: what is that? a new radio station.

i cannot explain more. she is just a big poser. period.

*names have been changed, so i replaced her name with this girl i hate

by xXxI'm not OkayxXx November 28, 2006

poser

a person who habitually pretends to be something he is not

those who "talk the talk but don't walk
the walk".

Somebody that is one person around some poeple and someone completely different around other people.

Someone that can fit into more than one clique or subculture.

A person that changes there appearance and attitude to fit in with others that aren't like them. Ussually assosiated with:

Punk
Goth
Emo
Skaters
Ect.

Sara (last years homecoming queen newly dressed chucks and and a SOCO tee ): "hey guys how 'bout that Edgar Blink 182.

random punk person:"eh"

Sara: "yeah, like that's hot!"

random punk person: "who are you Paris Hilton...what a poser!"

by popodopolus May 13, 2006

poerschke

The best lumch eating buddy.

I'm gonna go eat lunch with Poerschke.

by Kahan djfsklj October 14, 2008