Piss Pants

Pants that, while not necessarily by design, are worn with the intention of pissing in.

Mom threw my piss pants in the warsh. I'm pissed.

Please take off your piss pants before getting in my car.

by Shit heart May 5, 2021

Piss-elated

The feeling of joy or elation felt after finally getting to pee after being in a car for a long time.

After having 2 Arizona teas, and driving for 3 hours, Jenna was so Piss-elated when she finally stopped on the thruway to get gas!

by mermaid_face May 28, 2013

Gravy Piss

When you clearly haven't drunk enough fluids and your pee is a dark shade of golden brown, can affect both men and women. Often smells like peanuts.

First guy "Man I just did a proper gravy piss! Pass the beer, I need fluid .."
Second guy "Nice, you might wanna flush twice, I hear they're stubborn."

by Smeggles182 November 25, 2009

Pissing Flintstones

The deep-yellow, almost amber, perhaps even florescent, color of your wee after a night of drinking Red Bull Vodkas (or some other energy drink and Vodka) caused (usually) by the B-vitamins.

Dude, I had way-too many Vodka Red Bulls last night.....I'm pissing flintstones.
Hey, why is the toilet glowing with pee? Sorry, must have been from me pissing flintstones.

by G-Daddy SchmoovG-Daddy Schmooe October 12, 2017

Piss Knuckle

1. A name for a professional who is completely incompetent in his field. (ie an accountant in rural Kansas)

2. A tiny penis.

That damned piss knuckle did my taxes, and now I'm being audited by the IRS.

or

My piss knuckle hurts when I pee.

by derikny2 August 3, 2010

Fatass piss

When school forces u to hold yo pee, u supposed to announce this when u go into the bathroom

I have to take a fatass piss bruh

by Boobybaby September 18, 2018

Uncle Piss

Piss soaked old man, likes to follow younger men into toilets and piss on them.

Oh no, Uncle Piss has claimed his next victim

by UnclePaz March 24, 2021