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Partick Thistle

An aweful football team from Maryhill, Glasgow that plays in the first division against fellow shit unheard of teams. The club has no previous history because they are pish. The team play at firhill stadium, which is a suitable name because the park consists of a hill, 3 empty stands and the poor burger van, who does not receive any sales as the only people to attend are the bams from maryhill who have already spent their gyro on drugs and booze.

The fans of "thistle" try to involve themselves with the old firm, but they can certainly not compete with the likes of champions Rangers.
Man 1: Ever heard of that team Partick Thistle?

Man 2: Nope

Man 1: Me neither
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