slutty pony

A girl in her early twenties who is newly separated from her ex who is playing the field a little too much.

Annabella is being a slutty pony since she broke up with Sprinner.

by Slutty Pony September 13, 2014

Shank pony

A badass way of saying Unicorn. A horse with a shank sticking out if its face!

Tom: It's just wied that you wanted a unicorn.

Dave: ...
(Several stab wounds later)

Steve: Thats one badass horse. What happened to Tom?
Dave: He insukted my Shank Pony

by Blacksaphire May 15, 2016

folded pony

A sexual position in which a girl starts on all fours, then places her head between her knees in a way that allows the man to grasp her pony tail as a handle and pull her in to give him a rim job from underneath as he's thrusting on her.

That hooker was expensive, but she gave the best folded pony I've ever had.

by Arlozenhyze December 23, 2017

Free pony

A woman who’s a man eater without malicious intent, she just can’t be tied down.

Damn Lana is such a free pony I feel bad for her boyfriend because she just can’t be tied down but not in a bad way

by Dicknballz Zoe November 29, 2021

Prison Pony

A zebra.

I went to the zoo and saw a prison pony.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2022

Sink The Pony

To have sexual intercourse.

I'm going over Hayley's tonight. Gonna sink the pony.

by DaveyQ August 24, 2010

Ride That Pony

Same as above, but slightly cleaner.

Alternate lyrics:

Come along and ride my pony,
Come along and ride my pony,
Come along and ride my pony,
This is how we do it.

see above lyrics and sing to whatever tune you wish
(I often use the 1 little, 2 little, 3 little lady bugs tune). Instead of using Ride That Pony, use ride my pony.

by Lord Voldemort the Third September 17, 2007