Floor General

Girls named Nevaeh, often ones who are very annoying

Nevaeh is a floor general, she doesn’t know how to shut up

by Simma January 7, 2024

Floor Nag

When a man of small moral value leaves a large contribution of piss on your floor. Varying levels of severity are based on how many household objects were covered in the alleged Floor Nag.

Oh man, Lester got super drunk and Floor Nagged all over my vacuum.

by Eagle Flies June 11, 2011

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024

Floor zoned

the lowest stage of a rejection. if you get floor zoned all i can say is i’m sorry for you.

rip bozo he just got floor zoned

by Tadeo C February 11, 2022

Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade

A sex move. To perform it, gather some of your closest friends and lovers, and make your way down to the C floor of Firestone Library. Stand in a line, ass-to-crotch, and close the stacks until the whole gang is wedged firmly in between, akin to human centipede. Begin coitus.

Serves 8-18.

Oh man, I love doing the Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade! I went with Charlie, Summer, Burt, Sammy, Violet, Noah, and Chester last night, and we had a great time.

by the_rattler September 30, 2022

A Floor

A present from God, the most beautiful and sexy being just like a Dante

She is such a Floor

by AnHorse June 11, 2017

Toothpaste on the floor

When someone finishes on the bottoms of their own feet (or their partner’s feet), accidentally or intentionally, causing a slippery, messy situation — like squeezing toothpaste out and letting it splatter all over the floor.

“Things got out of hand — I lost control and next thing you know, there was toothpaste on the floor. Had to grab a towel and apologize.”

by Angels naked April 28, 2025