invisible dog

1.When a dog remains perfectly still while also averting his face to avoid attracting attention. Sometimes used in response to
the question "who ate my shoe?"
2.Can also be used by a person to the similar effect,see "invisible husband"

" Bart's effective use of invisible dog in the photo on petfinder.com got him a new home."

shy dog timid wasn't me silent invisible avoidance

by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009

Doofus Dog

An underground upcoming rapper who makes very vulgar music. His main platforms are SoundCloud and YouTube. He drops new music every week.

"After listening to Doofus Dog, my perspective on life changed."
"I LOVE DOOFUS DOG!"

by Ronald Sniffre July 30, 2023

Tubby Dog

Arabian Goggles with Chili.

While sitting on the face of another person with your balls on their eyes, dick on their forehead, take a big shit in their mouth.

He passed out drunk at the party and one of the guys gave him a Tubby Dog.

by Chili_lover_extreme_155758 September 13, 2011

shrug dog

exclusive bar in east new york, brooklyn. also a phrase used to reply to text messages you are unsure of how to answer, are drunk, and are shrugging and hanging out with a dog. first you send the shrug and dog emoji, and then you shrug dog.

Imma be at shrugdog tonight, come by.

“Sit on my face.”

-shrug dog

by st.misto June 12, 2018

Marty Dog

A Marty Dog is a tall ginger male whore, someone who really enjoys sex with either females or males, most have unibrows and scraggly beards. Sometimes are crackheads.

"I hooked up with that chick from last night!" Jim said. Mark replied, " Bro, she was a Marty Dog."

by dabombhowie May 28, 2014

Frosty Dog

Verb- The process of cumming (generaly a load greater than 2oz) on your dog or other member of the k-9 family then taking a picture of the "frosty dog" and proceed to send the photo via usps mail to a local stranger.

I frosty dogged the shit out of a poodle and sent it to the local sheriff.

by Bendmeovrnpourmeout January 9, 2017

dish it to the dog

If you are playing basketball and a kid says (or adult) you must pass it to them at all costs and when they get the ball they must pull down their pants and shoot the ball.

Yo dish it to the dog chief. (Shoots ball) the walks away like a champ.

by Lil Geazy June 15, 2019