This can’t be real..

A question being used when in a situation where it feels like a dream, or when the person saying it is in denial. They say it to try to reassure themselves
Doctor: Your sister died.
Person: this can’t be real..
by Idontthinkimokanymore February 22, 2023
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The Grift is Real

The beautiful pureness of extracting as much money as possible from otherwise delusional cult-like followers on the basis of completely false premise and intentional deception.
Of course a charismatic and criminal NY Real Estate turned Reality Show host could create a massively powerful, revenue generating political corruption machine. Welcome to the evolution of groupthink, mind-fuck, ‘I want to believe’ divisive human behavior manipulation: The Grift is Real.
by YAWA September 09, 2023
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Real Paprika

The Real Paprika is the god of the Paprika religion. The Real Paprika is the man who will lead us to the Paprika Heaven.
by Paprika?! March 03, 2019
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legit real

it means it is more then 100% real "that id is legit real"
by JU.TS April 08, 2016
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bitch be for real

bitch be for real
bitch be for real i am not ok
by ickkkkkkk April 16, 2019
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Real Spiderman

When having sex with a girl from behind, slowly push her up against a wall so she is vertical while you are tapping that. Then, quickly and without warning, pull out, put it in her butt and see how far up the wall she can climb. Bonus points if she reaches the roof
I was having sex with Sharon last night and if got a new Real Spiderman record
by Kinloch Beta House August 18, 2013
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Not-real-sexual

A sexuality that like three people founded on Tumblr ten years ago and was posted on Urban Dictionary or a Wiki for a person to screen shot it and make it out to be a bigger issue than it really is, then a bunch of self righteous performative activists will try and jump to the defense of a basically non-existent group.
Nobody, or ten people actually identify under this label and most of the time it’s ironic. People will forget about this identity within a month.
“Wow this Not-real-sexual is such a dumb identity lmao
“Dude you know that’s not an actual identity right?”
by Avon128 December 28, 2020
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