When a person wakes up on there day off around the time they get up for work
Also when something or someone reminds you of your job
And when you say a phrase or something u would do or say at your job
Also when something or someone reminds you of your job
And when you say a phrase or something u would do or say at your job
Man I'm ultra job controlled I keep waking up at six every morning even on my day off smh 🤦🏾 ♀️
by Adrianne Amanda December 11, 2021
Get the Ultra job controlledmug. The controller given to any player 2 by snotty teenagers, usually covered in snot, which dried along with the cheeto dust on it. You'd be very lucky if either of the sticks worked.
"Have you heard of William? He's a lovely guy"
"Yeah, but if he invites you round, bring your own controller"
"How come?"
"He's only got Sneeze Controllers"
"Yeah, but if he invites you round, bring your own controller"
"How come?"
"He's only got Sneeze Controllers"
by gently_QuacksQuacks June 18, 2023
Get the Sneeze Controllermug. When your nutting and you pinch off one nut, then a moment or two later you bust the other nut. Kind of like kinking the garden hose for a sec(if you had two). Good for multiple C shots.
YO CHAT! I just CDB'd Tammy from accounting last night! Took me weeks to perfect the Controlled Double Bust(CDB)!
by Arnold Brownsviger2 July 31, 2025
Get the Controlled Double Bust(CDB)mug. 
by smokedAjay May 30, 2021
Get the Controlling his highmug. To preform "the control" one must go to kick somebody, but at the last moment you stop. It is CRUCIAL that the "attacking" party then says "the control". it generally is tradition that both parties start to laugh as not many can be funnier.
(be aware that most people that preform "the control" generally have some kind of mental challenge).
(be aware that most people that preform "the control" generally have some kind of mental challenge).
by PeekingDuck March 22, 2022
Get the ThE CoNtrOLmug. refers to a situation in which a driver is unable to maintain proper control over the vehicle, often resulting from factors such as slippery road conditions, mechanical failure, or the vehicle's response to a collision. This loss of control can lead to the car veering off its intended path, spinning, or sliding, and may increase the risk of further accidents or collisions.
A scene of where a young man in his late 20s name Jeremy watching a gay sex porn video on porn hub and jerking off while driving and he loss of control when he was distracted.
Passenger 1 (Shocked): "Is that... explicit content? Where's that coming from? Oh my God, is that guy in the Honda fit behind us-what the hell is he doing?"
Passenger 2 (Angry):"is this dude serious? He's literally jerking off while driving! That's disgusting!"
Passenger 3 (Concerned): "Someone call the police! This guy's gonna kill someone!
Passenger 4 (Nervous): "I have a bad feeling about this. He's gonna hit someone any second now!"
Passenger 5 (Screaming): "Oh my God! He just hit that old lady’s car! What's wrong with him?!"
• Passenger 6 (Frantic): "Hold on! He's heading straight for us—brace yourself!"
All: AHHHHHHHHH *honda hits the bus*
Passenger 5 (Terrified): "Brace yourselves! He hit us! He freaking hit us!"
The Honda after collided into the bus went into the lagoon.
Passenger 3: "And he still had that nasty stuff playing. What kind of person does this?! This has to be the most messed-up thing l've ever seen!"
Person 2: "Good riddance! I'm sorry, but he almost killed everyone here. That's karma right?”
Passenger 4: "And he had, like, porn playing on full blast! It was crazy! He just plowed through everything in his way and he didn’t stopped to see what he did and plunged into the sea. Good for him for colliding into our bus and that innocent old woman in her lil’ car!"
Passenger 1 (Shocked): "Is that... explicit content? Where's that coming from? Oh my God, is that guy in the Honda fit behind us-what the hell is he doing?"
Passenger 2 (Angry):"is this dude serious? He's literally jerking off while driving! That's disgusting!"
Passenger 3 (Concerned): "Someone call the police! This guy's gonna kill someone!
Passenger 4 (Nervous): "I have a bad feeling about this. He's gonna hit someone any second now!"
Passenger 5 (Screaming): "Oh my God! He just hit that old lady’s car! What's wrong with him?!"
• Passenger 6 (Frantic): "Hold on! He's heading straight for us—brace yourself!"
All: AHHHHHHHHH *honda hits the bus*
Passenger 5 (Terrified): "Brace yourselves! He hit us! He freaking hit us!"
The Honda after collided into the bus went into the lagoon.
Passenger 3: "And he still had that nasty stuff playing. What kind of person does this?! This has to be the most messed-up thing l've ever seen!"
Person 2: "Good riddance! I'm sorry, but he almost killed everyone here. That's karma right?”
Passenger 4: "And he had, like, porn playing on full blast! It was crazy! He just plowed through everything in his way and he didn’t stopped to see what he did and plunged into the sea. Good for him for colliding into our bus and that innocent old woman in her lil’ car!"
by EMD F59PHI January 26, 2025
Get the Loss of controlmug.