Someone who is very skilled at wanking covertly in the same room as another person - the master of risky wanking. The Wank Ninja can successfully wank in a number of locations without being detected: in the back of the car with their family, under the table during a meeting, on the sofa next to a friend, etc. The art of the silent finish is vital, as is suppressing any hint of the Orgasm Face.
The other night, my girlfriend totally managed to get herself off three times during dinner with my grandparents - she's such a wank ninja.
by TheWN June 8, 2012
Get the Wank Ninjamug. Any person/place/ or thing, that is not a pirate, that can input 2 or more comments onto a social networking status without drawing enough attention to receive a direct response
Jesse:" Did you see Chris' comment on Jesseism?"
Giovanni: "No."
Jesse: " It was soo funny! He's such a status ninja."
Giovanni: "No."
Jesse: " It was soo funny! He's such a status ninja."
by TheStatusNinja February 5, 2010
Get the Status Ninjamug. Ninja dicked refers to an even that takes place when one man fingers a woman and then decides to try to stick his penis into her vagina. When the woman says no, he will continue fingering her until he thinks she has been so stupefied with pleasure that she won't know the difference between his fingers and his penis, so he will quickly remove his fingers and attempt to put his penis in. But again, he is denied. Finally, he will keep his penis SO close to her vagina that she won't have time to say no or to even notice he's switching body parts and she will be so turned on that she will have no choice but to continue on.
-Dude that girl you were with last night was totally HAWWT!
-Yea, she wouldn't do me at first but I totally ninja dicked her. -Foot five to that!
-Yea, she wouldn't do me at first but I totally ninja dicked her. -Foot five to that!
by JCjenny December 10, 2010
Get the ninja dickedmug. Chloe: Yeahh and then he said....
Betty: Woah watch your back, here comes Bob... He's such a 'Bra Ninja'...
Betty: Woah watch your back, here comes Bob... He's such a 'Bra Ninja'...
by Helllllyeahhhhh January 3, 2010
Get the Bra Ninjamug. Similar to a sexual ninja. Someone that is sneaky in the sack, getting in and out before either party have time to notice. Not normally a good thing...
"Hey, I heard you left the party with that Tom guy last night, giggity giggity?"
"yeah, but I don't think I'll be seeing him again, I barely noticed anything had happened."
"oh, a bed ninja huh? Those are the worst!"
"yeah, but I don't think I'll be seeing him again, I barely noticed anything had happened."
"oh, a bed ninja huh? Those are the worst!"
by xPhia May 8, 2010
Get the Bed Ninjamug. when you are hanging out with your friends at one moment then the next tiem you turn around they have disappeared.
by J Sned March 5, 2009
Get the ninja balledmug. Little cups of wobbly pop that are sold for insanely low prices at bars on select evenings. Ninja beers sneak up behind you very quietly until BYAHHHHHH....they knock you out cold.
Ninja Beers
"How much are the little guys?"
"a dollar"
"a dollar?? give me five...(ten...fifteen...thirty seven)"
"are you sure?"
"dont you tell me what im capable of drinking"
"oook here you go"
"thanks hot bar lady"
........at this point the Ninja Beer Ninjas are surrounding you waiting for you to drop your guard for the split second they need.....
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBYAH!
...you wake up 15 hours later outside planet pizza.
"How much are the little guys?"
"a dollar"
"a dollar?? give me five...(ten...fifteen...thirty seven)"
"are you sure?"
"dont you tell me what im capable of drinking"
"oook here you go"
"thanks hot bar lady"
........at this point the Ninja Beer Ninjas are surrounding you waiting for you to drop your guard for the split second they need.....
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBYAH!
...you wake up 15 hours later outside planet pizza.
by Bhat September 30, 2006
Get the Ninja Beersmug.