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never laid a hand on me

A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.
If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!
by QuacksO March 5, 2023
mugGet the never laid a hand on memug.

That never happened

A phrase used After being caught out cheating on an exam. Caught Red handed cheating but you continue to deny it to the point of believing your own lies.
The headmaster of my old college caught me out but I just told him that never happened. He won't believe my lies but I dont have the guts to admit the truth. Does that make me a weasel? Who cares im not even sorry.
by Kempt September 17, 2020
mugGet the That never happenedmug.

Never-Nigga

A nigga that you will never have -made by @4kmilly
Girl 1- he so fine

Girl2-who?
Girl 1- my Never-Nigga
Girl 2- what’s that

Girl 1 - a nigga that I will never have
by 4kmilly December 17, 2019
mugGet the Never-Niggamug.
The most unfunny and unoriginal comment you can ever find on a YouTube
short.
Unfunny person: "never let them know your next move, purple"

Person with brain: "Stfu"
by CumSockLicker April 6, 2023
mugGet the never let them know your next movemug.
We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.
I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!
by brettuthius August 11, 2018
mugGet the The Past is Never Perfect but the Future Has a Chance to be Perfectmug.

woman who never wore a dress

millie is woman who never wore a dress just baggy jeans

Tommmm
by MrYellowTeeth47 April 27, 2024
mugGet the woman who never wore a dressmug.

Never

There is a 100% chance that I already did it; I'll happily do it again.
Ill never hit you or abuse you in any way.
by Jake from state farm2222 January 24, 2022
mugGet the Nevermug.

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