Mousing

Crawling into a fetal position crying while eating cheese.

He started mousing after he failed a school test.

by Holloway098 July 31, 2018

mousing

mild orgy

Last night we had a really good mousing session

by Mouse Lord November 15, 2020

Dairy Mouse

A dairy mouse is an individual who consumes an exorbitant amount of dairy products. Including but not limited to copious amounts of cheese, yoghurt and milk.

Well, it looks like we’re going to have to make another trip to the shop. It is apparent that a dairy mouse has been through our pantry, oh boy.

by Yeastmaker2000 July 29, 2024

mouse

can be an animal or computer mouse

mouse mice

by hffi January 10, 2022

mouse

A type of animal

Tim saw a mouse bitting the shoe.

by KellyTheGamer98 April 7, 2017

Flushed the Mouse

Doing something not well, losing having a hard time. I.e. heard on the Tony Kornheiser Show

He went 0 for 4 at the plate last night. He really “flushed the mouse”. They really “flushed the mouse” when they lost by 31 points. He was on his dream date and “flushed the mouse with her by acting like an idiot. No second date for him.

by Schmeckle33 March 27, 2024

mouse bong

A contraption consisting of an empty paper towel tube, two pieces of paper towel and an empty pen. Stuffing a piece of paper towel in one end and placing a live mouse inside and closing off the opposite end with paper towel wrapped around empty pen to allow air flow into the chamber. Take four hits of marijuana and blow into the mouse bong.

Dude; What are you blowing pot smoke into, Man?
Man; Mouse bong.
Dude; Wtf?
Man; Watch this (blows pot smoke into device, unstuffs one end of mouse bong to release dizzy mouse)
Dude; Fuck!

by Bauxb October 31, 2017