Mitchek

A really bendy stick, like a pool noodle but flat asf.

shut the fuck up or I'll use the mitchek to beat yo ass

by G520 February 5, 2024

Michellé

When your Dad was do drunk he put the tilde over the wrong letter.

Typical behavior for such a Michellé.

by MONKEY-JUNK April 7, 2024

Michellin 5 star Restaurant

Michellin 5 star Restaurant is a fun nickname for you friend named Michelle.

Me: "Hey Michellin 5 star Restaurant!"

Michellin 5 star Restaurant: "Kys"

by TakobSohreJenkhoff April 16, 2024

Michelin star fandom

A fandom known for producing works of quality, such as detailed and rendered art pieces, fanfiction that is considered to be novel-esque, and cosplays using professional materials and careful makeup to look as similar to the character as possible.

"When this fandom cooks it makes masterpieces" "Yeah it's a Michelin star fandom"

by Chai Spice January 20, 2025

Mutchelled

When Steve Mutchell reviews your crime and sends it back with a 20 point action plan

Oh the crime has been sent back, you must have been mutchelled

by Mangtangbing March 6, 2025

michelly and robyn

michelly and robyn are really beautiful best friends. they are very good ppl to be friends with, if you have either of them in your life, you’ve been blessed. they are really funny and deserve the world as they’re sooo amazing

person: is that michelly and robyn?
me: yes that is them, i wish i had a friendship like theirs.

by caramel&chocolate March 8, 2025

Michelada Special

A sexual act in which one inserts himself in an obese Latina woman (torta) who is menstruating. Upon pulling out the bloody member, he sprinkles tahin on the tip and proceeds to urinate on the aforementioned torta. He finishes the act by slapping the bloody member on her forehead and proclaiming “Michelada whey”

The bloody, tahin sprinkled stamp resembles a mushroom on her face.

Person 1: Man, that torta over there is looking fine. I wish she wasn’t on her period.

Person 2: Don’t worry about that man, just give her the Michelada Special

Person 3: My name Jeff

by TortaPounder April 20, 2025