A derogatory term to describe a middle or less often high schooler who is more than one standard deviation below the mean in height . Usually refers to a male, but can be insultingly applied to a decidedly uncool chick or chick let .
That short shit mini jetter Timmy wants to play hoops w us this Saturday but no way , he doesn’t have the tiniest chance in mini hell to make a maxi fool of himself on the courts w us , what is he like 4’2” or something? He and that thumbelina chick he porks can take their mini balls and go home ..
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Definition: mini bar (Microsoft’s running apple) a product available for a third of the price on the street just the situation ur in forces you to pay for the mini bar service instead of walking somewhere.
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