boy meat

1. The delicious penis of a young attractive human male.

2. The delicious body of a young attractive human male.

"She slid her wet tongue along the length of his throbbing boy meat."

by pikku myy November 12, 2003

Meat Rocket

Noun: Also known as a penis, is a larger than average member ready to explode.

Girl: Hey babe my parents are gone, you want to come over?
Guy: Hell Yeah! I hope you're ready. I've got a meat rocket ready for take off and its heading straight for Uranus

by MeatArrow November 26, 2015

Brown Meat

Particularly dark coloured flesh on the labia or penis of an otherwise much whiter person.

She was a ginger, you know with the whitest skin and cutest little pink nipples, but when I got down there - fuck me: Brown meat flappage!!! Totally unexpected...

by spunk_sock June 28, 2008

tiny meat

male genitals that are far smaller than what one might consider to be "average size"

Girl 1: OMG, i wanna hook up with declan sooooooo bad! lolz

Girl 2: Ewww, i heard declan has tiny meat tho...

Girl 1: YUCK! nvm then

by TGHM January 10, 2011

Bed Meat

When going to bed alone you may get lonely/hungry, but if you bring some meat to bed (hence Bed Meat) then these problems can be overcome. Any meat can be used depending on the use, sausages could be used if you are homosexual, or a nice fish fillet if you prefer the ladies.
Hungry? Have a little nibble of your Bed Meat.
Horny? Have a little prod at your Bed Meat.
Lonely? Have a little chat to your Bed Meat.

Dude: Awh man, i could really do with some Bed Meat
*Dude gets meat*
Dude: Mmmm meat *nom*
Dude: I'm feeling strange feelings towards this meat *sex*
Dude: That was great baby, thanks.

by FourteenAjk13 December 3, 2011

arabian meat goggles

The act of placing your testicles over a sleeping, unsuspecting victims eyes.

"He got me with Arabian meat goggles!"

"what was it like?"
"like a red haze with veins everywhere!"

by Kyall April 4, 2016

sausage and meatballs

The opposite of a pressed ham. Pressing your penis and scrotum against something or catching an unwilling person to look at it.

D-bag showed the sausage and meatballs a minute ago.

by Westcoaster March 12, 2008