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Meat Bitch

1. A female who likes to partake of the meat. Aka. Weiner.

2.A woman covered in large slabs of meat(usually raw).
by PokeHerFace69 February 21, 2011
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Meatball Hailstorm

A meatball hailstorm is one of the rarer types of shit someone takes. It is when your shit is part diarrhea and part solid turd, and makes a very distinct sound when splashdown occurs. Your shit should sound like hail stones hitting a pond in a steady rain. A great shit to have to take if you are in a public restroom playing battleshits.
Danny: Yo, Billy, I got fuckin wasted at that party last night

Billy: Fur Shuure man, beers were flowin

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure, I gotta take a dump before this race bro, theres a 100% chance of a meatball hailstorm happening in that bathroom

Billy: Fur Shuure bro

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure

(high five)

(high five)
by meatballhailstorm June 27, 2011
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Meat Fence

A man who is posing as a friend of an eligible single woman.

He is typically circling the perimeter of her life and does things like pay for her dinner, drive her kids to shcool, or flirt on her Facebook page in order to "keep out" the attentions of men who would actually like to date or touch her. Sometimes he even writes songs about her. He is beyond protective, discreetly jealous, and has the ability to swoop in and destroy the possibility that his single woman friend will become involved with another man from any distance. He is the ultimate cock blocker.
"You freakin' Meat Fence! I would be in a great relationship (with a man who will actually touch me) right now if you hadn't posted lies about our hot night in Vegas on my Facebook page.."

See also: cock block, cockblock, cock blocking, cock blocker, cocknlocker
by sokansas November 25, 2011
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Meat grabber

When a guy pretends to be gay to get closer to a girl and then admits to being straight.
"omg did you know that Jon isn't gay"
"WHAT- but i changed in front of him!!"
"He's a meat grabber!"
by merdji1 June 21, 2012
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Meat Straw Souffle

When a woman has had sexual intercourse with a man until her pussy is complete sagginess. The man then pisses inside the vagina until orgasm.
"hey i gave my girl a nice Meat Straw Souffle last night, her pussy was flooding with piss"
by Zoku March 20, 2013
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meat jun

An extremely floppy giant brown labia with overlay of unknown yellow substance.

Normally found on whores and is caused by litterally using and abusing the shit out of the vagina. Yellow batter like substance not the teri beef vagina lips is likely residue cum or a yeast infection.

Origin:Island of lanai
Man 1: That bitch looks fine!

Man 2: Nah man I fucked her and her pussy was so gross.

Man 1: why?

Man 2: It looked like meat jun and smelled like Kim Chee!

Man 1: oh she's a Korean whore!
by Popolobear October 22, 2013
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Meat placement

When a woman gains weight in such where the placement is equally allocated between the breasts, ass, and hips, while increasing her feminine figure.
Kristina and Lisa both have great meat placement.
by ritamiller November 7, 2014
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