by jacobo the hobo February 28, 2018
Get the dick head loser mug.When a group of men need to decide something, challenge or gamble without the money, they stand in a circle around an elevated cookie. The last man to effectively jerk off and get their cum on the cookie has to eat the cookie. Enjoy!
"Aw man, I can't believe David talked about grandma titties while we were playing loser cookie. If he hadn't done that, I don't think Drake would have had to devour it at his own bachelor party!"
by Cookie_m0nster May 13, 2016
Get the loser cookie mug.A loser date is what happens when you try to organize a group event, with lots of people. The hype is there for the week or so building up, everyone is keen. The day finally rolls around but no one ends up coming apart from two people, those two who actually turn up are therefore on a loser date.
You know how I was totally excited about the 'drunk croquet'event everyone from work was going to this Friday?
Well turns out nobody actually came because they were too broke and lame, it ended up just being Allan and myself going on a loser date but it was STILL AWESOME.
Well turns out nobody actually came because they were too broke and lame, it ended up just being Allan and myself going on a loser date but it was STILL AWESOME.
by AliveBrain September 8, 2016
Get the Loser Date mug.You're a crinkly loser! You're the reason my phone is getting taken away!!! ((Even though it's their own damn fault))
by Xmoistmemex September 5, 2016
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by tragedies February 9, 2017
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