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Loser

Yeah you follow my instruction manual to get rich (Because I talked previously about how easy it would be for me to make a million dollar with that Kylie girl and about using the money to buy a casino) and how is someone who could fight pointed a camera at their face and said the things I said everyone would agree with them. You literally just did what I told you. And WHERE ARE YOU NOW ASSHOLE!? WHERE ARE YOU NOW? IN A FUCKING CAGE YOU STUPID BASTARD! But yeah. I'm a loser for fucking complaining.
Hym "I'm a loser huh? Ok.... Ok... Here's this, how about this: Where you fucked up is the same place where everyone who has ever been on a team with me has fucked up. You tried using your own shit-filled cranium instead of doing what you were told. See, by saying that you (according to a lawyer) 'Made them fall in love with you' you did what constitutes 'defrauding them'. And, to me, this means that it is likely the case that the WOMEN have a case against you rather than the state. So, if the women aren't pressing charges, I don't think it should be too hard for you to get out. And because they AREN'T pressing charges what the state is doing is making the claim that the women 'weren't of sound mind.' Which means if you can get an expert to convince them that the women are legally competent and the women aren't pressing charges or are even coming to your defense, they shouldn't have a case. Just admit you were being hyperbolic to look cool to your sycophants when you said 'you made them fall in love with you' just like you were being hyperbolic about your LAWYERS WHO COULD GET YOU AWAY WITH ANYTHING. A fucking loser huh? Does 👆 that help? Why isn't your shit-brain lawyer doing that?"
by Hym Iam February 12, 2023
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Loser

Someone who cannot make any friends no matter how hard they try, works a dead-end job making less than $20k a year, lives with his parents past the age of 25, is fugly, fat, unattractive, emotionally immature, and mostly likely somewhere on the spectrum.
At the ten-year high school reunion, George (who was always a loner with no friends back in the day), was the only classmate to show-up stag. At 29, he still worked at a dead-end job making peanuts, still lived with his parents, 200 pounds overweight, face looking ugly as ever, had zero friends, and was an extreme loser.
by Alun Richardson June 6, 2022
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dweeb loser

an annoying weirdo that gets zero female interaction, makes everyone they interact with uncomfortable, and doesn’t know how to interact with people without saying some weirdo ass shit
That guy ramencat is a dweeb loser
by ramencat hater February 4, 2024
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loser

N- A person who finds just about anything as an embarrassment because they do not have the guts to put themselves out there.

N- A person who does not pass the vibe check.

N- A person who wastes their energy on who they view as 'damned', by ridiculing them... though only contradicts themselves with their unlawful, and obvious obsession with the 'damned'.

N- A person who thinks they are funny, but is an asshole.

N- a person who projects their lack and insecurity onto the world, creating the never-ending cycle of the concept of embarrassment. Not only do they trap themselves in a box, but everyone else who is seeking happiness elsewhere, besides the traditional route.
Karen: "Did you see how they were dancing? So obnoxious."

Penny: "No, Karen. I was too busy having fun. Don't be a looser."

Karen: "Did you see that their tag was out,?'
Penny: "No, Karen. Did you tell them their tag was out?"
Karen: "No."
Penn: " It sounds like there aren't too many thoughts up there, Karen. Don't be a loser."

Murray: "lol, all they post is (insert irritable vacuum sounds)."
George: "For the love of God, Murray, create a personality of your own."
by imgettingsexyback February 10, 2025
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LOSER

Loser is for example (the boy lost the race)
It can be used like hey nerd your a loser
by SecrERT meansA October 24, 2023
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loser

you
you are a loser
by moosejuiceeeeeeeee February 23, 2022
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