fake lesbian

when a girl pretends to be a lesbian and therfore turns on a member of the opposite sex. By doing this making the male erect and refusing to stimulate him to ejaculation. Also causing blue ball
Emily pretended to pull Jo and enjoy it giving me a hard on. She is a fake lesbian.
by dariush October 8, 2005
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Kinda lesbian

A girl who likes to get it on with other girls, but will often switch back and forth between dudes and chicks. Will not say she is a lesbian, but she isn't fooling anyone. Does not come off as very masculine. Not to be confused with a bisexual (which is awesome).
Girl: "I think my friend is a lesbian."

Guy: "How do you know?"

Girl: "We had a girls night out, and she hooked up with all the other girls. She has a boyfriend and likes guys."

Guy: "She's kinda lesbian."
by ~The Mexican Bandito~ February 21, 2010
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lesbian dick

Zack Kerr's penis.
Ashton, stop being such a fucking lesbian dick!
by CarlSagan420 May 2, 2016
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lesbian drama

Drama, but lesbian drama. Often way, WAY more intense, akward, complicated and vicious than normal girl drama;everyone in a local lesbian social network has probably talked to eachother atleast once.
dude: “wait. so your ex left you for becky, then becky cheated on her with casey, then becky kissed you to spite your ex and casey dated your ex to spite becky??”

chick: “dont even TRY to wrap your head around it:it’s lesbian drama. this situation is CHILD’S PLAY compared to when susie moved in last year and wrecked up our neat pairing system!”
by emubirb June 9, 2018
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College Lesbian

A female going into college that makes a big deal about being a Lesbian, but everybody knows it's just a phase except her.
Carla : "Omg, you just broke up with Dylan?"
Jamie : "Yeah, since I'm a sophomore in College, I thought I should really find myself and I think I'm fully homosexual"
Carla : "Are you sure you're not just a College Lesbian?
Jamie : Of course not, this is the way I'm gonna be for the rest of my life!
by SeamanKing January 28, 2019
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lesbian seagal

A lesbian that looks like the "D" list actor Steven Seagal.
X: "Holy Shit! Is that Steven Seagal?"
Y: "No dumb ass, that's a bull dyke lesbian dressed like a biker- a lesbian seagal."
by Kraut Stain April 24, 2010
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Lesbian Emergency

Lesbian Emergency refers to a time when you need a lesbian and one just cant be found. Can also refer to running low on lesbian supplies. Occassionally mistaken for 'happy anniversary' which has caused many relationship problems.
'Hunn, we have a lesbian emergency."
'Lesbian emergency! Lesbian emergency!'
by Overheard at random November 7, 2012
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