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Cunna Lingus

This is a continuation of the game Get Yer Hole
If a player got their whole in one and now the other player owes them alcohol.
Cunna lingus again involves a beer mat and a pint glass. The player who now owes drink can use this to get out of buying the drink.
The player holds a beer mat in their mouth and has 5 shots to try flick the beer mat from their mouths so it lands on/in the pint glass.
If they get it in 5 shots they dont have to buy any alcohol for the other player.
He had me in Get Yer Hole... But I got him with Cunna lingus
by Shinoodle-oodle June 15, 2009
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linger

-verb. The act of inserting your tongue into someone's ass for sexual pleasure. Derived from finger.
Man, I could have lingered his ass for days, but after 20 minutes the foreplay was over and we were down to business.
by Craig F. June 25, 2007
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lingaling

Baby talk for "penis". Usually self discovered and "named" by male child beween the ages of 3-5 years.

Mother: Did you wash your 'lingaling', sweetie?
Little boy: Yes Mommy, I washed my lingaling.

Also called a "ling ling".
Mother to her little child:
"Did you wash your lingaling with soap, sweetie?"
Yes Mommy I washed my lingaling with soap..."

So on and so forth...
by mr. buggaloo October 1, 2004
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penis linguines

a phrase used as an insult to another person.
"your such a penis linguines"
by Jared Narine March 28, 2003
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Dingo Lingo

Those Aussies and their 'dingo lingo'.
by mizymac December 17, 2010
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diet-lingus

Cunnilingus performed on a woman who is trying to reduce her weight, size, or fatness and which is performed for the purpose of replacing her hunger with sexual ecstasy, or to create an inextricable psychological association between the two.
He loved to perform diet-lingus on her; he loved the salty taste of her vulva (especially when she orgasmed) and he loved to gaze through the valleys between her hip bones and between her tiny breast-buds to her lean face - eyes closed and mouth open - as she moaned with pleasure. He was aroused by the zeal with which she pursued her ultra-slim figure and would have felt guilty if he had encouraged her in the extremes she endured to maintain her sylphic shape. She had formed an inextricable psychological association between being thin (or losing weight) and sexuality and would not let him pleasure her sexually unless she had exceeded her weight-loss goals - much as he desired to pleasure her all the time.

When she felt like she could no longer restrain herself from eating, she would have her boyfriend perform diet-lingus on her until she orgasmed and her hunger subsided. In addition to enjoying cunnilingus generally and diet-lingus in particular, her boyfriend was awed by her ultra-slim figure, but was tinged with guilt that he was playing a part in something that was likely damaging her health. That she insisted that he perform diet-lingus and would not let him have any kind of sex with her unless she exceeded her super-human weight-loss goals let him feel, morally, as if he were not culpable for her starvation.
by wouldaben December 13, 2010
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lingling

a panda with no life, living under a rock. generally loves lavender, unless suffering from pitiable amounts of pms. has difficulties - smile =
"i craave that chick"

"its lingling"

"okay. i take that back"
by izzaay December 19, 2007
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