Helen Keller Pants

Women's pants that are extremely tight and completely display the shape of the female genitalia including but not limited to the vulva and labia majora.

Look at Sally's new Helen Keller Pants. They are so tight, they scream read my lips.

by chazzzzzz January 1, 2007

cracka killers

A group of people who hate whites and would like to see them all die. They themselves are really just a bunch of dumb, non-white teens who think they're tough. In fact they can't kill anybody and the most lethal weapon they have is a BB gun.

Look at that dumb Nepalese kid over there, who is in cracka killers. He makes fun of whites, but he's just a wimp. Someday, people will jump him and all he'll have to defend himself with is a BB gun.

by SingingMime May 23, 2006

Kyler

A kick-ass German, who, in fact, seems like he's a Nazi, yet an awesome one.(Who doesn't wanna commit genocide to the Hebrew race.) And, is so freaking awesome, he'll probably become the next Barney Stimson. (And if not,(which he will) he will be the indeffinet Hugh Heffner.)

nigga-bitch: Oh shit, look at Kyler over there, I wonder if I can borrow some of his bitchez?

Kyler: Awww shieeettt, a nigga! Pop some caps in his ass!
Kickass cooler than you Alabama hotpocket'd your girlfriend

by heyyitssean December 3, 2013

helen keller

When a guy and his wingman are doing a girl, one blows a load in her eye, and the other in her ear. The goal is twofold: to fill the ear canal with semen, and to hit her exposed eyeball with the respective cumshots. This effectively renders the girl both bind and deaf.

Bobby and I gave her the helen keller last week, and she still can't hear anything!

by manieman October 16, 2009

Angry Helen Keller

When a guy is about to cum from head, he grabs the back of the girl's head and forces his D down her wind pipe and cums all over her vocal cords (rendering her unable to speak), he then pulls his dick out, blows his ball snot into the bitch's eyes and then in both of her ears (rendering her blind and deaf), thus the girl resembles an angry Helen Keller.

"My wife and I wanted to try something new, so I gave her an angry Helen Keller and now she wants a divorce."

"I wanted to get back at my girlfriend for cheating on me so I gave her an angry Helen Keller, and now she's in therapy."

by Ben J. L. November 8, 2006

baby killers

what the racist paramilitary watt calls all irishmen

the watt called all irishmen baby killers but because he was a OUSA rep no action was taken against his bigoted, racist views.

by watt is a racist June 23, 2004

Helen Keller

During the act of fellatio, the male receiving oral sex, without warning, rams his penis into the back of the throat of the giving person just before ejaculation, thus rendering the person speechless. He then pulls his penis out of the person's mouth and ejaculates in their eyes, rendering them blind. Immediately after, while the element of surprise still has the person confused, he boxes their ears, rendering them deaf. At this point, the only thing the person can do is stumble blindly about with their arms in front of them, gurgling unintelligibly, much like Helen Keller.

You'd be a real miracle worker if you can give my sister, Beatrice, the Helen Keller.

by OldDog July 5, 2007