a sexual turn-on where one partner pretends to be the sick baby kitten and the other pretends to be the mom who saves the kittens life
sequoia: my husband and i were having some trouble being sexually turned-on by each other..but then we tried the "mama kitten" and now you can barely get us out of bed!
redwood: wow my fiancee and i should try that..
redwood: wow my fiancee and i should try that..
by charlotticka September 3, 2013

When a Milk Chocolate Cat has a baby with a Dark Chocolate cat and the kitten receives the recessive genes of both cats, which has the kitten become White Chocolate, instead of the dominant colors of the Milk Chocolate, or Dark Chocolate cat.
Person 1: "Dude I got a White Chocolate Kitten."
Person 2: "You must've gotten lucky, I only have Milk and Dark Chocolate."
Person 2: "You must've gotten lucky, I only have Milk and Dark Chocolate."
by Sat_rday March 22, 2025

Imagine a double hooked crow-bar being dug around within your internal organs catalyzing an elimination reaction within your abdomen, the embodiment of 'look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under it'. Filling your mind with false hope and absolutely no hope at all. Predicted papers either help or makes you become Lady Macbeth and mentally destabilizes you to the point where you begin to forget and double think even the most simplest of matters. Questions materialize onto the wrong papers in spots making you want to scream 'OUT DAMN SPOT'. Might be of slight help at times or the absolute polar opposite.
IT EITHER IS HELPFUL OR ABSOLUTELY THROWS YOU OFF TRACK.
IT EITHER IS HELPFUL OR ABSOLUTELY THROWS YOU OFF TRACK.
by H@nnah November 17, 2024

Cute little demons that will scratch at you it won’t hurt but once they get older their crazy demons
by Dead ☠️ November 9, 2021

Kitten jojo is the most meaningful and wholesome person in the whole world. They can change your bad mood in 2 seconds. Everything jojo does is just wonderful, its a shame not getting to know them. Hand in marriage jojo pls, Everyday is something 2 enjoy with them. They are the person that youd need 4life. Their love is so affectionate youd drown. Their look is so beautiful ud blind yourself. Their personality matches yours so well its amazing. They know when to be serious, happy and sympathic. You should forever love them they're literally the best. You can tell them a secret and talk shit abt anyone, they would keep it a secret. Joline you're the one that deserves the entire world, you make me so happy everyday please never leave me.
by kaitoslover June 1, 2022

A discord kitten is Kerem him and dr.siburian have had some chats online on discord about really yummy things and have done the deed in the school bathrooms
by kerem.is.sirs.dicrod.kitten April 3, 2022

Someone who more than likely watches anime and makes it their entire personality, and has never touched, nor seen the outside world. Also probably stink because they don’t know what a shower is.
by pussy licker 55 February 6, 2023
