THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS
by QUACKMIESTA June 02, 2022
by Arminkshipper July 11, 2024
Someone who from a distance appears sweet and innocent but once in close range is wild and manic and will pull you to your own demise with their fluffy murder mittens.
She is like a Maniacal Box of Kittens. Irresistible and deadly.
by Maniacal Murder Mittens October 01, 2023
This is when you're having sex with your girlfriend, and when you pull out to finish, her cats enter the room and you accidentally jizz all over her cats.
Friend 1: Last night i was having sex with the girlfriend, but when I pulled out to cum on her chest, her cats got in the way and I got cum all over them.
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten
by tacocat backwards October 20, 2018
The moment you stand up wipe and walk away and the invisible mother cat licks your ring and out pops more poop
by ElPedro December 02, 2021
A female who often times carries baby powder to slap her hoes with ease. Known for being adorably petite and playful, yet highly aggressive when needed. Where the Gorilla Pimp uses brute force the Pimp Kitten uses finesse. She may be the tinniest Pimp ever but she has earned mutual respect from the Pimp Community with her catlike reflexes.
Did you see that woman stab that hoe in the neck with her Louvoutin?! She must be a Pimp Kitten for real!
by GorillaPimp August 26, 2015
*Jack and john talking about the night before*
john: How did things go with Lauren last night?
Jack: i dont like to kiss and tell but lets just say we went back to hers and i stroked her furry kitten
john: you slick cunt thats my sister.
john: How did things go with Lauren last night?
Jack: i dont like to kiss and tell but lets just say we went back to hers and i stroked her furry kitten
john: you slick cunt thats my sister.
by LazyToe December 09, 2017