cutro-kelly

A reference to an upstate NY family who has the penis usually described as the size of an acorn when errect. This deformation is expected to have been caused by a long tradition of in-breeding.

Omg look at his dick it's so tiny!
I know he must be a cutro-kelly.

by Smoke22 November 18, 2015

kelly hopkins

She is the most beautiful girl in the world. I am in love with her, and always will be. Kelly Hopkins of Port. St. Lucie Fl. She has blonde hair. And a nice face.

"Omg, she is so perfect"
" I know right, she is a total Kelly Hopkins"

by aquaticq March 7, 2016

Kelly

The nigga is nappyhead he ugly asf but he get money tho this nigga has hella sibilings.He taken 💍 and this nigga is trying so hard to be a insta dancer

Kelly is a Hard body

by Ybnkelz November 26, 2018

Kelly's Law

Not all feminists are man-haters, but all man-haters are feminists.

Feminist 1: We should strive for sex equality
Feminist 2: I fucking hate men. Btw I'm a feminist ;)))
Yup, there's Kelly's Law at work

by ChopperWopperCopter July 11, 2017

Kelly with an I

equivalent to a shit stain, they are usually terrible and toxic in league of legends.

Stop getting banned like a kelly with an I.

by KelliBeToxicAF August 7, 2017

kelly foster

A trash ass teacher that 100% doesn't care about her students at all. And she gets triggered all the damn time.

Im Kelly Foster and im a Hoe.

by loltrollghoul October 19, 2018

Kelly A. Burlison Middle School

kelly a. burlison middle school is a place full of T H O T S, fake girls, and player guys. everyone hates everyone but hides it. its full of poor people who buy off brand and fake yeezys to look cool. but they just get made fun of.

“they go to kelly a. burlison middle school they must be a fake thot, dont talk to them!”

by Stoopid anal February 24, 2019