Juan

If he doesn’t shave his mustache he’s most likely gay and fucks dudes

Yeah have you heard that dude juan didn’t shave his mustache what a gay lord!

by Surenut September 13, 2021

juan paco

the most stereotypical name to call a mexican or spanish person

Mike: the other day i was drivin down the street and i almost hit a Juan Paco who was trying to sell me oranges

JR: yea you gotta watch out for them there everywhere here in southern california

by Mike_aka_007 December 14, 2008

Juan Valdez Jacuzzi

using coffee in lieu of water in a cannabis bong

"don't talk to me till I've had coffee"?

psh
whatever

don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi

by CoraMunroBoat June 12, 2017

Juan's mom

Really hot

Bro Fredrick, did you see that girl? She's just like Juan's mom.

by themanthemyththemanny October 06, 2023

Juan Noodle

It’s like a circle jerk but a group of women sit like spokes on a wheel jerking off one gentleman

Gather around ladies, it’s time to Juan Noodle him in the middle of this party!

by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023

Juan

A black person who thinks he is white, this name is given to black dwarfs who have down syndrome.

Person 1: Where is Juan
Juan: Down here nigger
Person 1: Shut up nigger you're not white, go pick cotton for Gustavo

by Melon Muncher/CP Lover January 01, 2023

juan and isabel

Literally the best couple out there. Always the coolest people in town, best looking couple around. You wish you could be like them but you aren’t and it’s ok. If your name is Juan, get urself an Isabel.

A: “Omg are those Juan and Isabel?”

B: “Yeah they’re so hot they shd make a sex tape”

by hotchick99hotbuffalowings January 05, 2023