jaken

The ultimate smartest person you'll meet. The Queen of grammar. Someone who sometimes whispers to weird things like lightposts or smartie boxes.

"Shake your head jaken"

by you know October 31, 2004

Women's restroom joke

A joke.

There was this guy who wondered what the inside of a women's restroom looked like all his life.
So one time when no one was around he sliped into one. And all the walls were covered with dials and switches.
So he decided to push a botton to see what would happen and something ran up his ass two or three times before he could get out of there.

Did you hear the women's restroom joke?

by Deep blue 2012 May 19, 2010

madeline joke

a stupid, or corny joke

thats such a madeline joke

by ashleyyyyyy March 21, 2008

Nick Joke

A stupid or pointless joke, similar to the ones made by Nick V.

Person 1: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "Because it felt like it!"
Person 2: "Dude that was such a Nick Joke!"

by verttastic September 7, 2013

Joke

Woman's rights

It's not really a joke.

by Danio Phantamo March 13, 2009

D Joke Master

Someone who excels the D Joke standards.

Jaspreet Sidhu, Devante Mowatt, Joel Tabiri, Craig Bannor and Navneet Purewal ( Hannah Montana in the night time) are D Joke Masters.

by Arvinder Sihra March 3, 2008

mum joke

Generally a cheap joke made at the expense of someone elses mother, especially with sexual connotations.

#1: What's going down?
#2: Johnson's mum
#3: Again? .. laughs

#1: Well my mum was mowing the lawn
#2: Last time I checked she didn't have anything to mow ;)

by P.D. March 8, 2004