Central Jersey

A place that simply does not exist. People who tend to believe this mythical land exists use the logic that other people agree with them as proof. Apparently, if enough people believe that something exists that means its real.

Tim: Hey how about you google Central Jersey ?
Ant: It does not exist.
Tim: Wow I am totally enlightened; I need to let Charles know. Thank you for making me come to my senses.
Ant: Its what I do Tim.

by BrehTacos February 2, 2017

Jersey-Jefferson

One who has an unexplainable, great level of charisma, but has zero skills and compentency; completely lacking in understanding of technology; a northeastern metropolitan snob (embodies all characteristics of a "metrosexual"); one who has an unnatural obsession with their curly hair slightly below the ears, occasionally drawn into a small 1" pony tail.

Luis is such a Jersey-Jefferson. He's all talk, no brains.

by Aduba Pokimondabi January 3, 2009

Jersey sure

This phrase is used when you are not completely sure about something. Can be used instead of saying "pretty sure".

- "Are you sure?"
- "Naah, I'm just Jersey sure.."

by CammieTC September 8, 2010

jersey girls

A sad female individual, who only look for fellas who have played hurling or football for the county. Usually travel in packs of three to five people are generaly dirty bitches that have no self-respect. The better looking the jersey girl the better hurler or footballer the boyfriend is.

Their some jersey girls, sure they've rode the entire forward line between them.

by csone January 11, 2007

South Jersey

South Jersey is a mix of rednecks and blacks. Diners and dive bars. If you live in South Jersey you didnt watch sports center for 2 months after the eagles lost the superbowl. You know you say words wierd and no you north jersey scum bag i wont say "water" again, so u can giggle with you blow out and soul patch on your chin somewhere else. You know that you dont EVER stop while navigating a circle. You know at least 5 hot chicks at ur school that work at the local diner (prolly the philly diner) You get confused about what is central and what is north jersey because you consider anything north of you house north jersey.

South jersey is the hot spot if your not from here you wouldnt understand

by John Wilkes May 26, 2006

Jersey Turnpike

This is when you place a funnel in another persons butt and you take a crap in the funnel.. I got tired of shitting on people so I decided to start shitting in them..

This Dick Head was such a punk, so I drugged him, found a funnel and gave him a Nasty Jersey Turnpike..

by Too Far February 1, 2007

New Jersey

The Tri-State areas bastard child.

New York City, Lower East Side, Industry Bar and Lounge.

"Yo, everyone in this bar is from Dirty Jerz, wha the fuck?"

"Cause Jeresy ain't shit! Thus, those tunnel and bridge bastards come over here and fuck up the flo'"

by NewYorkCityGranDame November 3, 2003