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JERRY

JERRY is a bearded dragon who is very very sassy if he doesn't like you but overall jerry sleeps and eat all day and he loves hot bath and everyone loves jerry and jerry love u but jerry is all ways sassy even if you tell him hi
HI JERRY!
JERRY: *sassy look*
Jerry?
Jerry: *turns away*
by Kokushibo lover101 November 23, 2023
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Jerry

Jerry is a funny guy! Totally and completely loyal, well traveled, well educated, smart, funny, sexy, talented, good at everything, and a blast to be around, Jerry is such a great person.

The most awesome kindhearted guy, sweet, but stubborn. falls for one girl he would do anything for her and will always love her. He's so thoughtful and fun to be around. He does have anger issues and tends to get a little aggressive when provoked. He's funny and a terrible liar, but you can't help it, he's just adorable at those points. He can be awkward at some points but quickly regains his confidence. He doesn't really show his emotions, and thinks most people are annoying. He can be quite dense but really nosy it's overwhelming. He treats you like you're the only girl in the world and is really sweet, he will say the most cringy things so you can feel better. He will be there for you when you need him, and is always willing to get down to the bottom of why you're upset. Get yourselves a man like him.

Hell : Is she dating Jerry?
Haven : She is. Why?
Hell : She's so lucky! If I could date Jerry, I would!
Jerry is perfect guy!
by Loyal-Wolf November 24, 2021
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Jerry's Bait Shop

Jerry's shop where he sells bait. You know the place.
Way back when I was just a little bitty boy, living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop. You know the place.
by FridayFunkGaming291 July 28, 2025
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Jerry

Common term in the ski and snowboard community a term describing someone that’s disrespectful and usually very selfish. Similar to a kook in surfing.
*sprays snow on you for no reason*
*sits at a jump lading*

Go home jerry”
by ThatNewGuy213 February 6, 2022
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Jerry

I dumb kid who likes to 420 blaze and also get held back in school (also likes to fit his 2 inch pecker into a disgusting girl named Delaney) ew!
Hey! Did you hear about Jerry shooting his spunk all over delaney’s face?
by Nate Carlson May 5, 2019
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Tom without Jerry

A term used to describe someone who tries something only for it to comically and chaotically blow up in their face because of their own clumsiness.
"He tried to slide down the banister 'like they do in the movies' and now we have to pay a lot of money just so the hospital will fix his leg. Why did I get stuck dealing with Tom without Jerry?"
by Little Dove June 6, 2023
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Jerry

A sexy, tall, lanky beast that is a ladies man, and has a 12 inch cock in the flaccid state. Don’t let his charming smile and shy personality fool you, he is a demon in the sheets. He WILL put you in a wheelchair for a minimum of 6 months after the tip penetrates you… But it would be TOTALLY WORTH it. If you meet a Jerry, don’t let him go.
Friend #1: How were you paralyzed from the waist down?
Friend #2: I met this sex machine named Jerry working at the bar last night… worth every second and injury!
Friend #1: that’s so hot, I wish I knew a Jerry….
by AshlyD95 September 8, 2021
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