Being a Jon is when your gay friend will blame you for being homophobic. When actually he is just being a dick.
by THE SUSHI MASTER October 29, 2019

Jon Stewart on Kilmar Abrego Garcia on The Daily Show: "Can I honestly tell you? Like, this isn't even really...the thing that's...like, they're fucking enjoying this, like the two of them: our president, their president, "I can't do it. I guess we'll just have to let him rot in fucking prison, even though he didn't deserve to be there." I know you guys don't care about this guy–I'm talking about these two–" {Donald Trump (USA) and Nayib Bukele (SLV)} "–but somebody else cares about this person, and you just randomly, with no evidence that you'll show anybody, call him a terrorist."
by 7568ino April 20, 2025

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025

there are not enough words to describe this man, so i’ll just pick 2 descriptors.
1. NBA basketball player
2. PGA golfer
1. NBA basketball player
2. PGA golfer
by animeslayer593 October 12, 2023
