A portable, handheld mobile device called a celluar phone - although it is rarely used as an actual phone to make/receive calls
Common uses: texting, sexting, social media posts, check the time, taking selfies or other pics of interest, check the temperature, get directions, track your significant other, write yourself a reminder, check your email, flashlight to get your doorkey in the hole, look up word meanings ie Urban dictionary, see your bank balance, transfer a few bucks to your friend for the dutch treat Pizza, ordering Domino's delivery, summoning an Uber ride, personal calendar, playing games such as Candy Crush while waiting for your friend to pump gas, shopping at Amazon, eBay, wish, etc....
Common uses: texting, sexting, social media posts, check the time, taking selfies or other pics of interest, check the temperature, get directions, track your significant other, write yourself a reminder, check your email, flashlight to get your doorkey in the hole, look up word meanings ie Urban dictionary, see your bank balance, transfer a few bucks to your friend for the dutch treat Pizza, ordering Domino's delivery, summoning an Uber ride, personal calendar, playing games such as Candy Crush while waiting for your friend to pump gas, shopping at Amazon, eBay, wish, etc....
Guy: "do you know what time it is?"
Girl: "check your cell phone, yo"
Betty: "where is your girlfriend tonight?"
Bill: "I don't know, let me check my GPS tracker on my cell phone."
Girl 1: "are you seriously taking a pic of that blank wall with your cell phone?"
Girl 2: "no, haha. It's a selfie."
(Girl 3 quickly photo bombs)
Girl: "check your cell phone, yo"
Betty: "where is your girlfriend tonight?"
Bill: "I don't know, let me check my GPS tracker on my cell phone."
Girl 1: "are you seriously taking a pic of that blank wall with your cell phone?"
Girl 2: "no, haha. It's a selfie."
(Girl 3 quickly photo bombs)
by 2econdly August 8, 2020

by onryou74 August 1, 2012

Friend:Hey man, what's a lodestone?
You:Man will you stop this fucking Phone Rape??This is like the 69th time.
You:Man will you stop this fucking Phone Rape??This is like the 69th time.
by HandleSwag February 22, 2015

by White Hawk1 April 8, 2022

When someone is focused only on their phone and nothing else.
Completely ignorant to the outside world.
Usually this person is standing or walking slow as balls
with their eyes glued to their phone.
Completely ignorant to the outside world.
Usually this person is standing or walking slow as balls
with their eyes glued to their phone.
I told Brad the story about my ex, but he was in a phone-coma he didn't hear anything I said.
Bro, that guy almost got hit by a car and he didn't even notice!
I know bro, he's in a phone-coma.
Bro, that guy almost got hit by a car and he didn't even notice!
I know bro, he's in a phone-coma.
by IsaiahtheBatman (ABH) October 10, 2011

Joe was walking down amongst street people and decided to use the phone-phoney technique to avoid being pan-handled.
by Bob Plumeau June 19, 2008

Guy1: *looks at Guy2's face* Oh god, what the hell's wrong with your nose?
Guy2* *points to bandage on bridge of nose* Uh... I was using my cell in bed last night and straight up dropped it on my face. Yeah, I pulled off a phone-to-face. Fuck my life, it hurts so much.
Guy1: Damn, I'm sorry, man.
Guy2* *points to bandage on bridge of nose* Uh... I was using my cell in bed last night and straight up dropped it on my face. Yeah, I pulled off a phone-to-face. Fuck my life, it hurts so much.
Guy1: Damn, I'm sorry, man.
by RokettoJanpu June 15, 2018
