Human Landslide

Andrew's roommates were appalled when he exited the bathroom with both empty bowels and an empty dinner plate. They would soon come around to the time-saving strategy that is the Human Landslide.
by spacehead74 September 15, 2020
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tiny human

That tiny human is too young to be my mom, but you're not.
by You moommy June 10, 2021
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human ring

When you stick your finger in someone’s butt, you technically wear them as a ring. More specifically out of nowhere where it’s unexpected.
I hope Brad doesn’t wear me as a human ring in the middle of the exam like the other day.
by JAGERTHO January 23, 2020
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Human Flotsam

Corrupt government officials who infest the country, especially any BARFLY / attorney
The prosecutor tampered with the law , the evidence, the defendant and the jury so this human flotsam has no immunity from being sued
by MrRemodel October 04, 2018
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Human Sunglasses

A sexual position in which the man places his scrotum on top of a girls eyes and jiggles them around.
by ShmexyBoii October 29, 2011
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domisticated human

domisticated human is a anthony that acts like a chicken.
me-hi domisticated human that likes his butt.
by shadowwhy1 December 03, 2018
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human been

A person who thinks they're clever and beyond the scope of most people.

Someone who considers them self to have already lived an existence. To have already been human.
- Was that person ever human?
- Yup. They were a human been before they got their doctorate in philosophy and existentialism.
by livnbored December 25, 2010
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