ultimate human

the ultimate human is a sex move, whereas an individual has his hands, feet, and head, inside of 5 other individual's anuses. The individual who is preforming the ultimate human must be named Timothy Jordan

John: Hey buddy how was your night?
Tim: Yeah i pulled a wicked casual ultimate human on my son and his friends

by SpookBones February 8, 2018

human tractor

A male who plows all the hoes in the land as a hobby. Typically find them hanging around plow town waiting for some bitches.

Richard is a human tractor, man. He plows all the bitches and never gets tired. He's a machine!

by Moody Unicorn February 1, 2017

human ring

When you stick your finger in someone’s butt, you technically wear them as a ring. More specifically out of nowhere where it’s unexpected.

I hope Brad doesn’t wear me as a human ring in the middle of the exam like the other day.

by JAGERTHO January 23, 2020

Human flypaper

(Trigger Warning) Human flypaper is a leather couch that one sits on with full skin contact for a long period of time, when the foolish one finally decides to get up their skin sticks to the leather almost flencing them in the process.

Jimbob sits shirtless, his hairy back firmly planted in an insidious human flypaper apparatus of leathery evil while binge-watching "Sex and the City" for hours, then he decides to get a pizza so he stands up and starts screaming.

by hadoukentotheface May 28, 2020

meowing human

A human that can understand cat speech. Cats do not downgrade themselves into human speech, humans must make the effort to comprehend and understand whatever these lovely creatures want to express through their meow. Whenever you think you heard a cat speak human language, reality is you just acquired the ability to speak meow. Be proud.

"Did that cat just talk?"
"No! Cats do not talk. Perhaps you are a meowing human! Be proud!"

by cats one humans cero August 28, 2020

Human Landslide

The act of simultaneously eating and defecating.

Andrew's roommates were appalled when he exited the bathroom with both empty bowels and an empty dinner plate. They would soon come around to the time-saving strategy that is the Human Landslide.

by spacehead74 September 14, 2020

Human GPS

Technoblade is the human gps.
He always knows where he is going and can easily find anything.

"wow," said Rick, "Techno is such a Human GPS."

by jaysay1000000 October 16, 2020