Holy Goat 

LOL OMG WTF Crap and Ohhh,, shit. That's Awesome
all at the same time <3

''-Holy Goat! I'm brilliant!

Holy Goat by PrettyC March 6, 2012

holy mother of balls 

Holy Mother of Balls is when an event is so profound, so amazing and awesome, that a single ball will not suffice, the Holy Mother of Balls needs to be referenced.

Holy Mother of Balls, did you just jump that gorge on your motorcycle?

holy mother of balls by InkMan November 17, 2013

Holy fucking balls shit covered in cheese sauce

Phrase used to describe unbelievable moments of shock, frustration, anger, or confusion. Particularly used by Kyla during college bowl games to describe upsets!

When Alabama lost every hope of winning the sugar bowl Kyla yelled "Holy fucking balls shit covered in cheese sauce".

Holy fucking balls shit covered in cheese sauce by skinner January 3, 2014

Holy Skittles 

A retard way to say the word "Holy Shit", especially at school, where you can't say bad words.

Holy Skittles, I forgot to do the stupid Algebra homework !

Holy Skittles by quan267 February 29, 2016

Holy Jesus Balls 

Saying something with excitement or being surprised!

Guy:Hey did you see that baby do a back flip
You: Holy jesus balls no way!

Holy Jesus Balls by Swag Wolf May 11, 2016

Holy shit what is this kill it with fucking fire 

When you see something on the internet thats made by satan its self

Holy shit what is this kill it with fucking fire she has duper big dicks on her nipples that are shitting and licking her

Holy shit what is this kill it with fucking fire by Trevor136_kill_me_rn November 22, 2018

holy shot 

when kylé means to type holy shit but autocorrect hits him with a holy shot

“holy shot dude” -kylé

holy shot by lackell December 9, 2018