shit handshake

To knowingly or unknowingly shake someone's hand directly after having a shit without washing ur hands, the other person might be too embarrassed to sniff their hands after the shit handshake.

I'm gonna give him/her a shit handshake.

by villos69 February 9, 2017

trumpy handshake

The awkward moment when your hands pull in the the receiver of the handshake and lock in place so you smack their hand

That was a real trumpy handshake

by Ummmmmmmmmm.... June 18, 2018

Milky Handshake

When you spooge into your arm and give a handshake.

-Man, Tom just gave me a milky handshake!
-Ew, fkn fgt.

by KrunchyKrisp March 22, 2017

shitty handshake

To deliberately shake hands with someone, upon using the shitter without washing your hands directly after wiping your arsehole. Example: "I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake, stupid bastard didn't even realise that I didn't wash my hands after wiping, as I was happily shaking his hand".

I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake.

by villos69 May 8, 2017

english handshake

When a gentleman, or a bloke, places his dingus on the shoulder of another person as a form of endearing greetings.

I was on the train cart and recognized a long time champ I have not seen in ages , so I put my dingus on his shoulder and he instantly recognized me! That's an English handshake. Anything else is an insult to the relationship and should result in a duel.

by Colonel Stinkwater April 19, 2018

dp handshake

A sex act, wherein one hand is inserted into both the anus, and vagina, and contact between the hands is made through the membranes separating the two tracts. Also known as a 'DP High-5'.

Aaron: Dude, you go out with that chick last night?
Sam: Bro... Yeah... Fucked up too.
Aaron: Oh yeah? You tag that shit?
Sam: Gave her the DP Handshake, bro.
Aaron: No way!
Sam: Way. It was really weird. I don't recommend it.

by Don's Johnson November 28, 2017

Ohio Handshake

The manner by which female former residents of Ohio introduce themselves to an attractive man from another state. It involves the female taking hold of the mans penis in a gentle, but firm grip while making pleasantries.

I offered to buy the hot brunette by the bar a drink and she said "Sure, I'm Jessica from Ohio & THIS is an Ohio Handshake" and reached down, took hold of my cock and smiled.

by ncoastjack November 28, 2017