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get hands on

A: get your hands on somebody (informal)
if you say you will kill someone when you get your hands on them, you mean you will be very angry with them

B: get/lay your hands on something

to succeed in obtaining something

C: get your hands on somebody also lay your hands on somebody

1. to work with someone

2. to punish someone severel

D: get your hands on something also lay your hands on something

to obtain something
For get hands on
A:
You wait till I get my hands on her - I'll kill her!

B:
As a kid I read anything I could lay my hands on. If you ever get your hands on a copy, I'd love to have a look.

C:
1: I would love to get my hands on somebody like that,” said Jones, whose company teaches politicians how to present themselves on TV

2: You wait till I get my hands on you, young man - you'll be sorry you ever heard of cigarettes!

D:
I bought all the mystery videos that I could get my hands on. As a kid I read anything I could lay my hands on.
by Eng--Mah April 8, 2010
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The Gay Handshake

The Gay Handshake is a common greeting between two homosexuals who will later become friends.

It usually occurs in a club, after a night out or during a Grindr hookup and involves sexual activity (often a blowwie, sometimes intertwined with conversation about random biographical details.

After the handshake is complete, the two individuals will exchange numbers and begin a friendship or friendship with benefits.
Person 1: Terry and I sucked each other off and sort of became friends.

Person 2: Really? How strange.

Person 1: No, it's the Gay Handshake.
by BernardPigginbottom October 5, 2018
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Dutch handshake

Kicking someone in the chest, especially in an otherwise nonviolent context such as a sports event like the World Cup final match between the Netherlands and Spain in 2010.
De Jong should have been red carded for the Dutch handshake he gave Alonso in the final. What scum.
by skyslysky July 12, 2010
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Hands down

'I'm livin' life to fullest, HANDS DOWN.'
by Lin$ter. February 22, 2009
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poop hands

a person who likes to write on the bathroom wall in shit
I heard that girl lindsey is a poop hands she wrote all over the nolan bathroom walls in shit
by raginhormones June 27, 2010
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Firm Handshake

1. A handshake but with a tighter grip.
2. A rough handjob
1. The lawyer gave me a firm handshake on my way out of his office.
2. He needed an ice pack after the firm handshake he got from his girlfriend
by Chaka Kahn August 15, 2006
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Pretty Handsome Awkward

A song by The Used that is rumored to be about Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance, becuase of the fact that Bert McCracken (Lead Singer of The Used) and Gerard Way had a "Falling-Out".
Gerard McCracken...LOL! ...the good old days... although I luv the song Pretty Handsome Awkward...
by _music_luver_person_ February 22, 2009
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