Diamond Handshare

Noun
1. Reward gained when strangers pledge resources to goal that only succeeds if all participants keep their vow.

2. An individual portion of loot gained by fucking over institutions with malicious compliance.

Verb
1. The act of strangers uniting to hold strong, with the understanding of rewards only upon completion.

"Pledging my resources and keeping my word earned me a Diamond Handshare, so I rewarded myself with a Taco truck."

"My reddit friends found a flaw in the stock market, and completed a diamond handshare to earn mad moon money"

by KenjiMaydoo January 28, 2021

helium handshake

The act of touching two buttholes (balloon knots) together and moving in an up and down motion.

When meeting someone for the 1st time, it is customary to greet them with the ‘helium handshake.’

by Rangerdanger4 February 18, 2021

motorboat handshake

When 2 bros go to shake hands and their female counterparts cross between them to hug, creating a hand-boob combination worthy of a couples greeting ritual.

I went to shake my bro’s hand and our babes hugged in between for a awesome motorboat handshake.

by Cosmo the assman March 15, 2021

Tongue handshake

When you meet you someone for the first time and make out with them.

Met this girl at a bar and gave her a tongue handshake goodbye

by Tongue handshake April 6, 2021

venetian handshake

Referencing the people of Venice, Italy, a Venetian Handshake is when two people intertwine their toes together, as one does when they are shaking hands. May be sexual in nature.

"Yo! I heard you were with Tracy last night!"
"Yeah man, but the only thing she wanted to do was the Venetian handshake..."

by watch the x files July 2, 2021

Freaky Handshake

When someone seemingly trustworthy makes a deal and shakes hands with you but doesn't intend to hold up their end of the deal.

That deal was made with a "freaky handshake", it apparently didn't mean a thing

by HellooYouu July 30, 2021

cypriot handshake

Masseuse that’s willing to go the extra mile, kisses your toes then your forehead following a massage.

Denise gave me a Cypriot Handshake , she kissed my toes then my forehead following a full body massage

by Softy101 September 11, 2021