Human Puzzle

The act of spooning, where ones body contours to anothers, forming an "interlocking" puzzle

Ya man, she completed the human puzzle while we were spooning on the couch!

by mr.healthteacher December 18, 2012

Human Landslide

The act of simultaneously eating and defecating.

Andrew's roommates were appalled when he exited the bathroom with both empty bowels and an empty dinner plate. They would soon come around to the time-saving strategy that is the Human Landslide.

by spacehead74 September 14, 2020

Faith in Humanity

Gone. There's simply none.

Where's my Faith in Humanity? I already found Waldo. What's the point.
*walks away* Why do I have to be a human of all species? Hey, at least I'll still be there by the next decade.

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

App Humans

App humans is basically Apps, but humanized- Originated by CountryHumans and StateHumans, but it has become its own thing now.

Person 1: Have You heard about App Humans?
person 2: nope, never have, what's that?
person 1: yeah, it's not that great anyways, COUNTRIES ARE BETTER...

by IloveMoky June 13, 2021

Human Electron

Someone who is negatively charged

“I love going on Twitter to say something offensive and piss some people off because I’m a human electron”

by ClappinCoronaCheeks69 March 19, 2021

human malware

The 'rona. COVID. Coronavirus. Coined in 2020 as a slang term to get around content filters specifically looking for COVID-19 for purposes of demonetization.

My unvaccinated sister came to Thanksgiving and now our whole family has human malware.

by Dodger of Zion January 7, 2022

human train

When a line of males have their dicks in the next persons ass

Yooo we did the human train last night it was so good

by Johnhandcockrubcumcake April 6, 2022