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Canada's history

A sexual act in which one partner dons moose antlers and then headbutts the other partner's rectum. If they miss the first time, they keep trying until one of the tines is solidly in place. Pure maple syrup is used as a lube. Both partners must alternate between making moose noises and singing "O, Canada!" After they have worked up a thick pulp of syrup and shit particles, they drain the resulting mixture into the Stanley Cup and share the delicious drink.
"Want a drink?"

"No, I'm still full from that Canada's History I had earlier."

"So that explains why you're not sitting down."
by Rudyred February 4, 2010
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Outdoor anal sex with someone who is both frigid and passive.
Darryl had to break up with Lucy because he'd enough of Canada's History.
by Colbert's Wordsmith February 5, 2010
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Crawling inside the anal orifice of a Mountie, turning the body inside-out, then penetrating the inverted anus with a hockey stick.
On a recent trip to Montreal, Terrence & Phillip showed me a little bit of Canada's History.
by Formidable Opponent February 4, 2010
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Going to Saskatoon to visit thier "Red Light District"
Hey Darryl, how a'boot it, are you up for a bit of "Canada's History" tonight.
by jjd241 February 8, 2010
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A sexual act so depraved it cannot be explained on television but can be described in detail on UrbanDictonary.com

It involves a beaver pelt, musket balls, and a life like replica of William Shatner.
Hey bro, I cant believe I paid that hooker 50 bucks for a Canada's History!
by PrinceBizzle February 5, 2010
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Sexual intercourse after kicking out a group of people, having a war with another and then refusing to stand up to a greater power.
Canada experienced "canada's history" when its founders kicked out a lot of natives, defeated the French, insisted on being forever subject to the British crown and then had sex with America using a postion known as the free trade agreement.
by Z-0 February 4, 2010
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A crude act involving a moose's antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.
My back hurts from preforming Canada's History with my girlfriend last night, she'll never be the same.
by aHomelessGuy February 4, 2010
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