might as well smear it on my guts !

where high fat foods secure 'real estate' and "homestead" ! ie: the concept of fat going right to the arms, guts, butt and hips ("guts" could be replaced with those other body parts !)

dave: this is pretty damn good 'za ! amy: might as well smear it on my guts !
some damn good coconut cream pie, but i might as well smear it on my guts!
might as well smear this food right on my butt !
these sixteen beers were enjoyable, but might as well smear them on my guts !

by michael foolsley December 3, 2020

spank dem guts wid a cocola

Kinky sex taking advantage of refreshing beverage bottles.

When I get to my girlfriends house later, I'm gonna spank dem guts wid a cocola

by B Webb March 6, 2008

I'm gonna gut you like a fish

A threat often delivered to those who often deserve to be at the sharp end of it's deadly meaning. Commonly found in preschool classrooms and in chinese adult film stores.

"I'm gonna gut you like a fish, wear your entrails like a scarf, and use your kidneys as mittens, you goddamn cum guzzling piece of shit."

by Donald Blasko, PhD May 4, 2003

let me get up in them guts

A pickup line that doesn't work on everyone (including some british chicks).

Hey let me get up in them guts!

by Christopher Pickass January 30, 2010

I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

The ultimate FUCK YOU.
I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.

Suzie: Hey man you are a fucking dick, why do you treat everyone like shit?

Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably

by GGR September 29, 2008

Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts

One of the greatest insults of all time. Originally said by Johnathan Andrew Wicker, Junior on June, 18, 2019

Johnathan said this to Edan, "Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts," Edan killed himself shortly after

by the milk man667 June 12, 2019

guts and blackpowder

A Roblox game about surviving a zombie apocalypse during Napoleonic wars.

Speaker 1: “Have you played Guts and Blackpowder?”

Speaker 2: “No.”

by manoftheman May 15, 2024